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Biggest Cockblock evAR!!! (pg. 2)
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| biznology |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
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TA COCKBLOCK ABOLITION ALLIANCE!!!! |
shouldnt it be, the TA COCKBLOCK ABORTION ALLIANCE!!!!'
seems more offensively appropriate.
lol you had it coming tho| |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by biznology
lol you had it coming tho| |
what is that supposed to mean?!?!?
all lovers of cockblocking will burn!!!:mad:
*nachos here" oh ya mario says BOP and good going on the comment the guy who wrote before javi.
nigga plz:eyes: ;) ;) ;) :nervous: :clown: :tongue3 :( :toothless :toocool: |
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| smokeape |
And you had a cockblock because of what now?
:p
[[[smoke]]]
Ilay and Beat C - I Saw |
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| töbias |
Mr Pink, not a bad cockblock.
But thats what mates are for.
One night I was out and this girl seemed to like me, no idea why, but my best mate was an excellent wing man and gave me the best possible chance by taking care of her quite ugly friend for the night and allowing me to be charming and sweet, oh, well, I try anyway.
So things are going well, my mate even separates the two of them, and I've got a great chance to take the hotty back to my house, and I do, and after about an hour of talking and fondling things are looking good. Not much clothing on, and its about 5am, and next thing the door opens and this girl's friend barges in and starts screaming at me, going totally crazy.
My mate said she started tripping out so he brought her back to my house, the idiot, and this girl tried to hit me almost... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Im not sure that saying 'cock' so many times in one thread is healthy for a hetro.
knocking, cockblocking, cocktockerys, on the brain. Im really all cocked out seriously. Enough with teh cock.
So Mr pink, will your get another chance to knock some time in teh near future or what?? |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
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:wtf: :wtf: |
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| biznology |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
what is that supposed to mean?!?!?
all lovers of cockblocking will burn!!!:mad:
*nachos here" oh ya mario says BOP and good going on the comment the guy who wrote before javi.
nigga plz:eyes: ;) ;) ;) :nervous: :clown: :tongue3 :( :toothless :toocool: |
what's that mean? it means what you should have known, dont trust your friends in such a precarious situation...
you try to be dl, they leave, you smoke the mad hooner=ed!
thats setting you up for at least a snowball to your face, even if you live in the south. cant let the boys randomly peace and expect some random boinking| |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Mr Pink, not a bad cockblock.
But thats what mates are for. |
HELLS NAW!!!///.....friend dont let friend not ............when there is boinkage going on...Good or bad..>LEAVE EM ALONE!!
just my 2 cents.. |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Mr Pink, not a bad cockblock.
But thats what mates are for.
One night I was out and this girl seemed to like me, no idea why, but my best mate was an excellent wing man and gave me the best possible chance by taking care of her quite ugly friend for the night and allowing me to be charming and sweet, oh, well, I try anyway.
So things are going well, my mate even separates the two of them, and I've got a great chance to take the hotty back to my house, and I do, and after about an hour of talking and fondling things are looking good. Not much clothing on, and its about 5am, and next thing the door opens and this girl's friend barges in and starts screaming at me, going totally crazy.
My mate said she started tripping out so he brought her back to my house, the idiot, and this girl tried to hit me almost... |
Somewhat similar story with me. When I was bit younger and living in the dorms, I was having sex with this girl who was mates with an ex. Needless to say, sex with your ex's friend is always nice retaliation when theyve cheated on you. We talked many times, and we deicded that we were both young enough that we didnt want a serious relationship, but we did want to have sex. But, I digress.
Her roomate knew about the casual sex thing and didn't agree. One time, we went back to my room for a quickie that turned into nearly a 3 hour, class-missing session. Near the end, her roomate started pounding on my door, yelling for her, but we deicded to just leave the crazy bitch out there. However, my roomate came home while she was out there. WhenI heard the key in the lock, I jumped off her and turned on the TV. We hadn't taken off our shirts (i removed her bra), but we were naked from the waist down. Additionally, you know that thick smell that fills the room where people having been ing? Totally prevalent.
Anyways, we're in bed and "wtching tv" when everyone comes barging in. Everything is obvious, and though the roomate is yelling at us, I keep my cool, and me and my roomate defuse the situation without me getting out of bed. He finally got her to leave, then he just looked at us and all three of us started cracking up. He left, but no more sex ensued.
This isn't really a cockblock, but ill never forget that girl nor this story. |
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| Swamper |
I have a story for you...worst cockblock ever:
Years ago a buddy hooked me up with a room in his condo (guest room - discount rate)... I had a hot date that night, we had dinner then went to the room.
Well.. turns out.. that a guy I went to high school with was doing security @ the desk that night, he's all chummy when he sees me.. so she assumed I did this with all the women..
Not a big deal, but, I was pissed at the time.. lol |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Once, in the high school years, my ex came over my house & she was furious at me because I had slept with one of her good friends. So anyways she tried to bitch slap me but I pulled out my weener & blocked her hand just before it hit my face. Twas my best cockblock 3v3r!!!! |
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