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Biggest Cockblock evAR!!! (pg. 3)
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Swamper
I have a story for you...worst cockblock ever:
Years ago a buddy hooked me up with a room in his condo (guest room - discount rate)... I had a hot date that night, we had dinner then went to the room.
Well.. turns out.. that a guy I went to high school with was doing security @ the desk that night, he's all chummy when he sees me.. so she assumed I did this with all the women..
Not a big deal, but, I was pissed at the time.. lol |
Haha, top work.
Once I was kissing this girl and it was going great, and I reached behind and pulled off her bra in a one-handed two fingered, sweet, fast, efficient move; I pulled that bra off in a snap.
She kinda goes, "wow, I can't even take off a bra that good", and started quizzing me like I'm a real slut.
Not a total cockblock, but, now I fiddle and act like I'm a beginner... |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Once, in the high school years, my ex came over my house & she was furious at me because I had slept with one of her good friends. So anyways she tried to bitch slap me but I pulled out my weener & blocked her hand just before it hit my face. Twas my best cockblock 3v3r!!!! |
LMAO!@ that
and to the cockblocking yourself, tobias........good job smart guy!
everyone knows to fiddle at least a little bit.
mario&stephen= gay
moving on: good times
stay away from *pause* w33d
gtg
kthnxbye
*toohigh* |
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| The Peach |
| javi, as IF you can talk about being cockblocked you big tease!!! haha! dont forget, it was YOU who had to go to that damn party and not party with me;). :wtf: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Peach
javi, as IF you can talk about being cockblocked you big tease!!! haha! dont forget, it was YOU who had to go to that damn party and not party with me;). :wtf: |
dude, you are so internetly hitting on me ;) |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Swamper
I have a story for you...worst cockblock ever:
Years ago a buddy hooked me up with a room in his condo (guest room - discount rate)... I had a hot date that night, we had dinner then went to the room.
Well.. turns out.. that a guy I went to high school with was doing security @ the desk that night, he's all chummy when he sees me.. so she assumed I did this with all the women..
Not a big deal, but, I was pissed at the time.. lol |
reminds me of The Graduate |
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| Orbax |
A headbutted a girl once.
dont invite the Viking from Oktoberfest to your bed and not expect a headbutt!
bitch. |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
A headbutted a girl once.
dont invite the Viking from Oktoberfest to your bed and not expect a headbutt!
bitch. |
I wore a viking hat at Oktoberfest last year. |
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| vtec junkie |
| I used to date this chick about two years ago and one night we were watching tv getting wasted on jack & coke.....well we ended up passing out on the couch. Morning rolls around and we wake up and start doing the nasty doggie style on the couch.....well her ing mom came down stairs to make some coffee and she popped her head in the living room and looked me right in the eyes while im railing her daughter and said "good morning guys" and walked back into the kitchen. Not really a block but I was still pissed I didn't get my nut off.....and quite embarrassed at the same time.:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| dj_bas |
| bull i dont believe you |
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| ShellSh0ck |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
bull i dont believe you |
haha...he's telling the truth... i was around as well...:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :D
PS: Actually i had the first hit, brian was the 2nd in line!
:haha: :thepirate |
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| vtec junkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShellSh0ck
haha...he's telling the truth... i was around as well...:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :D
PS: Actually i had the first hit, brian was the 2nd in line!
:haha: :thepirate |
Oh 'The German Tag Team Duo' is no longer a secret!!!:wtf: :eek:
ps: we take turns with sloppy seconds.;) |
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