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Biggest Cockblock evAR!!! (pg. 7)
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| NiteMer |
That's not really a cock-block at all. Or it's an inadvertant cock-block, either way. I was hooking up with this girl in my car, freshman year of college. We were just starting to get going, and her friend comes out and knocks on the window. While this saved me from a rather rough, uncoordinated handjob, it did not save me from the blue balls which followed. Cock-block extraordinaire.
I've had friends of mine try to cock-block me by competing over a girl. It's fun when you win though, and they go home alone. :D |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
While this saved me from a rather rough, uncoordinated handjob |
Ok speaking of rough, uncoordinated handjobs....
i must say, I HATE GETTING HANDJOBS! :whip:
i hate getting them cuz every chick thinks you have to rip off my epidermis for it to feel good!
anytime some chica is giving me a handjob, i pray that she be the first to amaze me with a good one. After about 20 seconds of anguish though, i take her hand off and just try and please her a little instead.
Ladies:
either put it in your mouth, or let me put it in something else.
otherwise, keep your bear grip off of Mr. Happy
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Ok speaking of rough, uncoordinated handjobs....
i must say, I HATE GETTING HANDJOBS! :whip:
i hate getting them cuz every chick thinks you have to rip off my epidermis for it to feel good!
anytime some chica is giving me a handjob, i pray that she be the first to amaze me with a good one. After about 20 seconds of anguish though, i take her hand off and just try and please her a little instead.
Ladies:
either put it in your mouth, or let me put it in something else.
otherwise, keep your bear grip off of Mr. Happy
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haha, i thought you call it mr.pink :p |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Ok speaking of rough, uncoordinated handjobs....
i must say, I HATE GETTING HANDJOBS! :whip:
i hate getting them cuz every chick thinks you have to rip off my epidermis for it to feel good!
anytime some chica is giving me a handjob, i pray that she be the first to amaze me with a good one. After about 20 seconds of anguish though, i take her hand off and just try and please her a little instead.
Ladies:
either put it in your mouth, or let me put it in something else.
otherwise, keep your bear grip off of Mr. Happy
:wtf: :wtf: |
dude. wtf.:nervous: |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Last summer when I was in Chicago my friends and I ran into some girls that we went to college with out at a bar and all started hanging out. Drinking ensues, blah blah blah.
We end up back at their apartment and my friend starts macking on one of them and I went up to the terrace on the roof with the other. A few minutes pass and clothes are starting to come off. And, lo and behold, just as we're about to have sex her roomate comes up and was like "Hey guys! What's going on?"
So there I am, with my pants around my ankles, and her roomate with her skirt up and underwear down, and she has the nerve to ask "What's going on?"
Just because you aren't getting any dick, don't ruin my night.
Bitch.
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so what did you do? just stop and pull your pants back up?
that, tell her to join in |
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| Mr. Pink |
sorry, got a bit off topic :thepirate
but no, i dont call it mr.pink
lol, actually its called The Truth |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
so what did you do? just stop and pull your pants back up?
that, tell her to join in |
Well we were just about to have sex when her roomate showed up, so I didn't have to stop and pull out or anything.
And there's no way I would've had the other one join in. She wasn't anything to write home about. |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Ok speaking of rough, uncoordinated handjobs....
i must say, I HATE GETTING HANDJOBS! :whip:
i hate getting them cuz every chick thinks you have to rip off my epidermis for it to feel good!
anytime some chica is giving me a handjob, i pray that she be the first to amaze me with a good one. After about 20 seconds of anguish though, i take her hand off and just try and please her a little instead.
Ladies:
either put it in your mouth, or let me put it in something else.
otherwise, keep your bear grip off of Mr. Happy
:wtf: :wtf: |
True, true. Unless you give them a bunch of lotion. Then it can work alright, cause they can't put the GI Joe, Kung-Fu grip on your wang. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Well we were just about to have sex when her roomate showed up, so I didn't have to stop and pull out or anything.
And there's no way I would've had the other one join in. She wasn't anything to write home about. |
That sucks. you should've locked the door or something..
oh well c'est la vie. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
That sucks. you should've locked the door or something..
oh well c'est la vie. |
There was no way to lock the door. We were on the terrace on top of a 30-story building in downtown Chicago with open-access to anyone who was in the building. We just didn't assume that her roomate would be coming up anytime soon.
happens :o |
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| The Peach |
| quote: | | True, true. Unless you give them a bunch of lotion. Then it can work alright, cause they can't put the GI Joe, Kung-Fu grip on your wang. |
true, some chics have no idea what theyre doing. but men, for the love of god, clip your fingernails!!! that hurts.:whip: |
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| nchs09 |
| whenever i am going to have sex. i let my fingernails grow for 6 months. now come here peachy!!!! :p i kid i kid |
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