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Biggest Cockblock evAR!!! (pg. 9)
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| Floorfiller |
| handjobs are kinda pointless... |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
u dont even know me! |
but aren't gross assumptions fun :gsmile: |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
but aren't gross assumptions fun :gsmile: |
point taken. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
sorry, got a bit off topic :thepirate
but no, i dont call it mr.pink
lol, actually its called The Truth |
that's ing funny. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
after this thread...i've realised that i want to make a shirt that says...
"Cock-block me and i'll kill you" |
:haha: :haha: I like this idea
I am gonna make a shirt that says:
"Cockblockers are Softcockers!" |
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| Vivid Boy |
i pick up some hottie at a club. ditch my friends and leave with her. take a cab back to my car which is parked at my friends building. we chill in my car and start ing around. she gets naked shes on top of me. i unzip. starts getting hot and heavy. im abt to put it in, and my door opens and all my friends are outside yelling all drunk,
Friends: ERIC WHERE THE WERE U! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU! OH ! OH SOO SORRY SO SORRRY
ME; YO ITS OK JUST CLOSE THE DOOR MAN JUST GET THE OUTTA HERE
Friends: Oh man i am soo sorry *walks over to shake girls hand* i apologize deeply
Me : dude Just CLOSE THE IN DOOR!
Friends: No man that was totally wrong of me i want to apologize to u and her
Me; Dude close the in door ur embarqassing her! CLOSE THE IN DOOR!
Friends: but man ive never met her and i feel so bad. OH ! *closes door*
Girl: take me home please |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Peach
true, some chics have no idea what theyre doing. but men, for the love of god, clip your fingernails!!! that hurts.:whip: |
Yeah. I hear that, but you don't want us cutting them that day either. Then they're even worse. It's all about the touch anyway. Even longer nails can work if you watch your entry. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
Yeah. I hear that, but you don't want us cutting them that day either. Then they're even worse. It's all about the touch anyway. Even longer nails can work if you watch your entry. |
iN4DAF.G.M.
Female Genital Mutilation. |
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| NiteMer |
| You know what's almost worse than getting cock-blocked. When a girl doesn't reciprocate. I have this beacon that leads me to these women, I think. It's one thing if you get the blue-balls and can't control it, but when the girl could damn well make sure you don't get em, but doesn't. That's just rude. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i pick up some hottie at a club. ditch my friends and leave with her. take a cab back to my car which is parked at my friends building. we chill in my car and start ing around. she gets naked shes on top of me. i unzip. starts getting hot and heavy. im abt to put it in, and my door opens and all my friends are outside yelling all drunk,
Friends: ERIC WHERE THE WERE U! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU! OH ! OH SOO SORRY SO SORRRY
ME; YO ITS OK JUST CLOSE THE DOOR MAN JUST GET THE OUTTA HERE
Friends: Oh man i am soo sorry *walks over to shake girls hand* i apologize deeply
Me : dude Just CLOSE THE IN DOOR!
Friends: No man that was totally wrong of me i want to apologize to u and her
Me; Dude close the in door ur embarqassing her! CLOSE THE IN DOOR!
Friends: but man ive never met her and i feel so bad. OH ! *closes door*
Girl: take me home please |
wow that is the worst cockblock evar...he was already in :( i'm sorry for your loss. i was almost cockblocked in the same manner. met a girl at a club, went back to her place and it was me her and her cousin and friend...well we just ended up making out on the floor till her cousin passed out and friend went home. then we had drunken sex...that was really difficult to do |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
iN4DAF.G.M.
Female Genital Mutilation. |
Glad you gave the explanation on that one. :haha:
I had a situation that wasn't really a cock-block, but Eric's story about getting walked in on reminded me.
A friend and I were at a nightclub out here and we met these two girls. We take them both back to my apartment, downtown (at the time). I'm in my bedroom with the one and he's out in the living room with the other one. Anyway he busts in, butt ass naked, holding his dong, and asks with a very strong accent (he was Slovenian and lived in Dubai for a while as well), "Condom, give me condom!" Then comments on how he's comfortable with his nakedness, because he's European. It was hilarious. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i pick up some hottie at a club. ditch my friends and leave with her. take a cab back to my car which is parked at my friends building. we chill in my car and start ing around. she gets naked shes on top of me. i unzip. starts getting hot and heavy. im abt to put it in, and my door opens and all my friends are outside yelling all drunk,
Friends: ERIC WHERE THE WERE U! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU! OH ! OH SOO SORRY SO SORRRY
ME; YO ITS OK JUST CLOSE THE DOOR MAN JUST GET THE OUTTA HERE
Friends: Oh man i am soo sorry *walks over to shake girls hand* i apologize deeply
Me : dude Just CLOSE THE IN DOOR!
Friends: No man that was totally wrong of me i want to apologize to u and her
Me; Dude close the in door ur embarqassing her! CLOSE THE IN DOOR!
Friends: but man ive never met her and i feel so bad. OH ! *closes door*
Girl: take me home please |
:wtf:
I hope you put your in her mouth to shut her up so she doesnt come up with any other stupid ideas of going home!!!!! |
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