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the dirk and pr0 are bored thread. (pg. 70)
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
the meal was like 6 bucks. 1.50 was a 25% tip. thats nice. she gave me A drink. one. never refilled it. i'm one of the best tippers i know of, but for that kind of service, 1.50. oh well, she still got 2.50 out of me. |
little asian ladies are ing relentless. when my mom and i were haggling on canal street for fake designer crap i tried to get a $5 pair of sunglasses for $3 and the ing lady ripped the sunglasses out of my hand and yelled at me. they're ing CRAZY about their money. |
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| Vlad |
| Awww, poor pr0. Them asian ladies can be alittle loco. :p |
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| DJ Cubano |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
little asian ladies are ing relentless. when my mom and i were haggling on canal street for fake designer crap i tried to get a $5 pair of sunglasses for $3 and the ing lady ripped the sunglasses out of my hand and yelled at me. they're ing CRAZY about their money. |
yeah but did you see how everyone is on their radio and the moment they hear the word "cop" everything shuts down. They pack up there and pretend like nothing is going on. Damn I see myself starting when I go up there :stongue: |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Cubano
yeah but did you see how everyone is on their radio and the moment they hear the word "cop" everything shuts down. They pack up there and pretend like nothing is going on. Damn I see myself starting when I go up there :stongue: |
ohhhh, she said canal street i was thinking new orleans.... |
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| ThomBizznitch |
PRO- you have been gone too long you ho
DIRK- you smell
i win!:eyespop: |
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by ThomBizznitch
i win!:eyespop: |
I quote you,.... I win :D |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by ThomBizznitch
DIRK- you smell
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like a dozen roses. you know you want to sniff |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by ThomBizznitch
PRO- you have been gone too long you ho
DIRK- you smell
i win!:eyespop: |
sorry genny :( |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by D Dubya
apparently my maid thinks she's funny. everytime she cleans my bathroom she turns the shower head to face the door of the shower. i always turn on the shower before getting in to let it warm up. the damn thing sprays me and everything in the bathroom every time. you would think i wouldnt fall for it anymore. |
she got me again.... DAMNIT! |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
she got me again.... DAMNIT! |
HAHA idiot face! |
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| ThomBizznitch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
she got me again.... DAMNIT! |
That is the funniest evAr!!!!!
maid= +2
dirk= -2
you should play trix on her... like putting gross stuff around the house... maybe some vaseline on the door knob where all the brooms and are kept... haha...
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!:stongue: |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by ThomBizznitch
That is the funniest evAr!!!!!
maid= +2
dirk= -2
you should play trix on her... like putting gross stuff around the house... maybe some vaseline on the door knob where all the brooms and are kept... haha...
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!:stongue: |
haha that's awesome!! you should put a bunch of dildos in random places where she cleans...hide a bunch of kinky for her to find. |
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