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| tiesto14 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
"What do you believe in, heaven or hell.. i dont believe in heaven cuz we're living in hell.." --Raekwon "Heaven or Hell" form the album Only Built 4 Cuban Linx |
ahahahhaaha...funny bro....weird is i actually pulled this CD out of my CD collection to listen to in my car the other day...
WU-GAMBINOS!!!!:haha: |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by tiesto14
ahahahhaaha...funny bro....weird is i actually pulled this CD out of my CD collection to listen to in my car the other day...
WU-GAMBINOS!!!!:haha: |
who come to get you ? none they want guns.. i be the first to set off last to run.. wu roll together as one i call my brother sun cuz he shine like one... |
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| tiesto14 |
GEORGE CARLIN quotes...the man is brilliant!!
"Here's another question I've been pondering -- what is all this about angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people belive in angels. Are you ing stupid? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and obsorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. Thirty years of street drugs will get you some ing angels, my friend!"
"What about Goblins, huh? Doesn't anybody belive in Goblins? You never hear about this. Except on Halloween and then it's all negative . And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bull you might as well go for the Zombie package as well."
"In the Bull Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bull, big-time, major league bull, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bull story ever told.
Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you.
He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bull story. Holy !"
"I want you to know, when it comes to believing in god- I really tried. I really really tried. I tried to believe that there is a god who created each one of us in his own image and likeness, loves us very much and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize...something is ED-UP. Something is WRONG here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is NOT good work. If this is the best god can do, I am NOT impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kind of you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently run universe, this guy would have been out on his all-powerful-ass a long time ago."
Trillions and trillions of prayers every day asking and begging and pleading for favors. ´Do this´ ´Gimme that´ ´I want a new car´ ´I want a better job´. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday. And I say fine, pray for anything you want. Pray for anything. But...what about the divine plan? Remember that? The divine plan. Long time ago god made a divine plan. Gave it a lot of thought. Decided it was a good plan. Put it into practice. And for billion and billions of years the divine plan has been doing just fine. Now you come along and pray for something. Well, suppose the thing you want
isn't in god's divine plan. What do you want him to do? Change his plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan. What's the use of being god if every run-down schmuck with a two dollar prayer book
can come along and up your plan? And here's something else, another problem you might have; suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? ´Well it's god's will. God's will be done.´ Fine, but if it gods will and he's going to do whatever he wants to anyway; why the bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me. Couldn't you just skip the praying part and get right to his will?" |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
| quote: | Originally posted by tiesto14
Where would i wan't to spend eternity?
Have you ever seen the movie the Beach with Leonardo?....THERE!!
Or did u mean along the lines of a heaven in the sky, reincarnation or nothing (like before birth)?...then i would choose a heaven in the sky.
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Yes I saw it :)
My answer would depend on the following:
If I had the choice of being alone elsewhere or non existent then I would rather stay here and do mysterious and unexplanable helpful deeds to people who were in need.
If I would were able to be with the people I lived with on this earth for instance my son and fiance and friends then I would go with them where ever they were going assuming they were all going to the same place (possibly like a heaven). |
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| tiesto14 |
This is bt far the funniest anti-religion quote i ave ever read...lol
so ing true!!!
isn't in god's divine plan. What do you want him to do? Change his plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan. What's the use of being god if every run-down schmuck with a two dollar prayer book
can come along and up your plan? And here's something else, another problem you might have; suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? ´Well it's god's will. God's will be done.´ Fine, but if it gods will and he's going to do whatever he wants to anyway; why the bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me. Couldn't you just skip the praying part and get right to his will?" |
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| sandstorm03 |
| the beach is a weird ass movie... |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by sandstorm03
the beach is a weird ass movie... |
its not that weird.. its about human behavior. |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
| quote: | Originally posted by tiesto14
GEORGE CARLIN quotes...the man is brilliant!!
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Yea I saw this skit on his stand up show AWESOME! |
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| DjGeMiNi529 |
| lol George Carlin is a funny ass mother ****** |
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| tiesto14 |
I just like the setting...LOL.....give me a nice beach any day of the week and i am in heaven on earth!!
So Goddess...u want to be a ghost?...:nervous: ...but a friendly ghost?:tongue3 |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
| quote: | Originally posted by tiesto14
I just like the setting...LOL.....give me a nice beach any day of the week and i am in heaven on earth!!
So Goddess...u want to be a ghost?...:nervous: ...but a friendly ghost?:tongue3 |
I would be a female casper :)
1. I would help all the people I could especially the ones who deserve it most. Watch over my loved ones.
2. I would try to send some type of message regarding what happens in the afterlife without scaring the crap out of people. I havent figured that one out yet but I guess I will cross that bridge if I come to it.
3. I would scare the living crap out of people that were s :)
That would be the extra fun part :D
This is only if my other options were to be alone of not exist. |
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| tiesto14 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZzZ The Goddess
I would be a female casper :)
1. I would help all the people I could especially the ones who deserve it most. Watch over my loved ones.
2. I would try to send some type of message regarding what happens in the afterlife without scaring the crap out of people. I havent figured that one out yet but I guess I will cross that bridge if I come to it.
3. I would scare the living crap out of people that were s :)
That would be the extra fun part :D
This is only if my other options were to be alone of not exist. |
LOL LOL>....u have it all worked out...NICE!!!!!
I think i would get really lonley as a ghost...i saw that movie with Swayze and Demi ..... :crazy: |
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