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I think I heard just about the worst pickup line EVER.... (pg. 10)
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| Floorfiller |
i'm just going to start walking up to girls and introducing myself with funny fake names like...
"hi i'm ernest!"
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"hey, i'm edwardo...nice to meet you" |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'm just going to start walking up to girls and introducing myself with funny fake names like...
"hi i'm ernest!"
or
"hey, i'm edwardo...nice to meet you" |
My alias's are Otis & Siemore. And when I get risky its Dick Pickel. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
Haha, that Mikey Mike guy's still talking. I have you on ignore you cumdumpster :rolleyes: |
who doesn't :) |
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| Dervish |
I was out with some french people so I acted french.
"Do you speak french" *in french* all I can remeber from being 12 and doing french, then a french accent, if they could speak french I'd have been busted. :D
I was on a mission for one of the guys, turned out he had a gf though, but I got him an ace bird.
Nothing builds a new relationship better than lies. :p |
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| tiesto14 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Oh my god, he just busted out with that played out, “I was raving when u were in diapers” bull....lol
stay cool "bro" :cool: |
well techincally i WAS....i was born in 75 u crack whore |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by tiesto14
well techincally i WAS....i was born in 75 u crack whore |
Well ur arguing about who is older and wiser and not a “n00b” yet your arguing style is that of a 5 year old...I was just pointing out the irony that’s all.
ur momma's a crack whore :p |
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| tiesto14 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Well ur arguing about who is older and wiser and not a “n00b” yet your arguing style is that of a 5 year old...I was just pointing out the irony that’s all.
ur momma's a crack whore :p |
mind your business...dont u have a bump you are missing? |
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| getfoul |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt" :( |
that happened to me at the Christopher lawrence set a few months ago. Except it happened twice that night. First time by a married woman, the second time was a ggay guy asking me if i am straight or gay because he and the girl he is there with were "fighting" over me to see which of them could get my number. The hot WSU Soccer chick won.:tongue3 :crazy: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by tiesto14
well techincally i WAS....i was born in 75 u crack whore |
man, what's with the aggression? Take it easy big fella. There is no need for name calling. You got some anger issues don't you.
FYI, Sly is a cokewhore, not a crackwhore.... crack is so ghetto. |
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| MarathonMan |
Two women were fighting over me the other night at this club...........Needless to say I went home and shagged the winner! :D
OK - the above is bollocks but one day!  |
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| Floorfiller |
what about walking up to a girl with a beer and saying...
"if you can chug this beer, i know you'll be able to handle my wang tonight" |
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| Slylee |
crack is wack!! :stongue:
hahah there's this funny ass black chick comedian who does the best whitney houston impersonation.
"crack is for poor people ok? i do coke cuz i'm a STROOONG BLACK FEMALE OK and i have CLASS! crack is wack"
oh and PS:p i'm a cokehead ok? cokewhores do sexual favors for free coke. that's wack! i pay for my ...or the bf always did, but still... |
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