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I think I heard just about the worst pickup line EVER.... (pg. 7)
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| Boomer187 |
my friends and I are having a pick up line experiment where we try the worst lines out. I think that one is in with our favorite one...
"Can I pee in your butt?"
my guess for the one that works....
"Can I borrow $10 to buy you a drink"
f'in pimp. |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
"Can I pee in your butt?" |
:wtf: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
my friends and I are having a pick up line experiment where we try the worst lines out. I think that one is in with our favorite one...
"Can I pee in your butt?"
my guess for the one that works....
"Can I borrow $10 to buy you a drink"
f'in pimp. |
How about....
can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money
or
Hey girl, I have a ball of twine, two pounds of bacon grease, and a rhesus monkey.... interested? |
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| stren |
| k girls, now give us the best lines... |
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| BeatFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
You would be correct, sir. Drunk guy at a bar I just got home from. I a tad tipsy... and you can tell I'm a tad tipsy because I hate the word tipsy and I just said it three times. |
Which bar? Are you from Atlanta or Athens?
So some guy came up to you and said "Can I fluff your cooter?" In Athens?? |
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| Massive84 |
| Do pickup lines work at all? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Massive84
Do pickup lines work at all? |
Sometimes. I find the ones that make a girl laugh work best. Of course what works even better is just being genuine. |
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| Slylee |
no way.
the worst pick up line is still that whole act where they act like they've seen you before.
"do i know you"
:rolleyes: |
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| BeatFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Massive84
Do pickup lines work at all? |
NO. |
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| placebo |
Why don't you just wrap your legs around my head so I can wear you like a feedbag.
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
no way.
the worst pick up line is still that whole act where they act like they've seen you before.
"do i know you"
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A woman tried that act on me a few weeks back at a club. I was really messed up (go figure) but I knew enough to know I didn't know her. I told her that she likely didn't... she started with the whole "you look familure" thing and insisting that she knew me from somewhere.... I thought she was just stupid, turns out she was trying to pick me up. I never realize these things until long afterward (it used to piss my fiancee off... I think I'm innocently talking to a woman, afterwards she'll tell me what was going on) |
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| Slylee |
if they're clever and make me laugh..maybe.
kinda like, "hey my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute"
or that one about borrowing $10 to buy you a drink is funny. i'd probably laugh and strike up convo after that...doubt it'd go anywhere, unless he REALLY blew me away with his charming personality. |
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