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I think I heard just about the worst pickup line EVER.... (pg. 11)
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
FYI, Sly is a cokewhore, not a crackwhore.... crack is so ghetto. |
i dont think shes a cokewhore...she just does coke without the whoring part. |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
crack is wack!! :stongue:
hahah there's this funny ass black chick comedian who does the best whitney houston impersonation.
"crack is for poor people ok? i do coke cuz i'm a STROOONG BLACK FEMALE OK and i have CLASS! crack is wack" |
was it wanda sykes? |
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| trance4life627 |
| if a girl asks, "do you have the time?" you say, "yea, do you have the energy?" |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
i dont think shes a cokewhore...she just does coke without the whoring part. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
oh and PS:p i'm a cokehead ok? cokewhores do sexual favors for free coke. that's wack! i pay for my ...or the bf always did, but still... |
wanda sykes? hmm i dunno, she's on channel E! a lot and she's hilarious. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
oh and PS:p i'm a cokehead ok? cokewhores do sexual favors for free coke. that's wack! i pay for my ...or the bf always did, but still... |
I stand corrected. I am sorry to have misclassified you. FYI, I'm a cokewhore... of course I'll do sexual favours for anything so I guess I'm just a whore... no sub-catagory required. |
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| jonSun |
| Normally when i get into a convo with a girl I just meet, I simply ask her if she swallows. Works great. :p |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt" :( |
It happened to me once too, she was seriously fit, I had a look about to see if her mates were around laughing or something, plus I was sober. :p
me "Where you from?"
her "South Africa"
me "Ahhhhhhh right that explains the weird accent!"
:toocool: slick.....
(no result, I put it down to lack of alchol meaning I couldn't be arsed dancing) |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
FYI, I'm a cokewhore... of course I'll do sexual favours for anything so I guess I'm just a whore... no sub-catagory required. |
i think every guy i'm friends with has said something to that effect... lol
"man ur dumb jamie, if i was a chick and looked like you i'd be the biggest gold digging whore. i'd go marry the richest, fattest, oldest mother ****** and wait for him to croke and just shop all day and drive my little red ferrari around town" |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
crack is wack!!
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keith haring's work in harlem nyc...
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i think every guy i'm friends with has said something to that effect... lol
"man ur dumb jamie, if i was a chick and looked like you i'd be the biggest gold digging whore. i'd go marry the richest, fattest, oldest mother ****** and wait for him to croke and just shop all day and drive my little red ferrari around town" |
anna nicole smith? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i think every guy i'm friends with has said something to that effect... lol
"man ur dumb jamie, if i was a chick and looked like you i'd be the biggest gold digging whore. i'd go marry the richest, fattest, oldest mother ****** and wait for him to croke and just shop all day and drive my little red ferrari around town" |
I tried to do that but it turns out I'm not attractive enough to pick up rich old women... so I had to settle for a young hot woman with a middle class income. Wait, maybe that actually turned out for the best.... |
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| UWM |
| No dude she married that whithered old oil baron purely for love! |
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