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I think I heard just about the worst pickup line EVER.... (pg. 8)
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Massive84
Do pickup lines work at all? |
no. it just shows how insecure and dull-brained a guy is, if he thinks he can seriously make a girl want him by using some cheesy line that's been recycled 100 times. now the silly ones may get a laugh but i would still rather a guy just be himself and start a normal conversation.
i think the worst one i ever got was from a guy i met in chicago, after telling him i was from wisconsin, he says "damn girl, you're the hottest cheesehead i ever saw!" |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
if they're clever and make me laugh..maybe.
kinda like, "hey my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute"
or that one about borrowing $10 to buy you a drink is funny. i'd probably laugh and strike up convo after that...doubt it'd go anywhere, unless he REALLY blew me away with his charming personality. |
I can just picture that....
Guy - "hey baby, I'm ghetto, can I borrow some cash to buy you a drink in hopes that you'll me in the parking lot this evening"
Sly - "do you have any blow?"
Dude - "did you miss the part about me being ghetto"
Sly - "sorry, you're not my type" |
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| jonze234 |
| last night i heard a guy go up to a girl and ask if he could scratch her behind her ears. the girl gave one of the best WTF!?!?! expressions i have ever seen. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
last night i heard a guy go up to a girl and ask if he could scratch her behind her ears. the girl gave one of the best WTF!?!?! expressions i have ever seen. |
isn't that what you do to a donkey? |
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| CraveTheRave |
Funny this thread is up...
I was out at a club last Friday and this girl comes up to me and says "so are you here by yourself or are you looking for my best friend?" I thought she knew me or something but I didn't think I heard her correctly and I asked her to repeat what she said and she said the exact same thing. I look beside her and I'm guessing the person there is her best friend and I don't know either of them. So I say smiling "I am here by myself, but I don't know you or your best friend" (I wasn't really interested anyway). And then the girl goes "nope, not good enough answer" so I just smile and say bye.... and then all of a sudden the best friend grabs me by my shirt as I turn to walk away and pulls me in and just yells "GOD YOU'RE SO HAWT!" and then her friend pulled her away hahaha... pickup lines are hilarious!
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| Slylee |
god i hate single life. it sucks. lol
just thinking about that whole cheesy scenerio of being at a bar w/ friends scoping the place out for members of the opposite sex.... |
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| dj_bas |
| i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt" :( |
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| Massive84 |
| But isn't sayin "Hey girl, wanne have a conversation together"" a pick up line also kinda? |
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| tjpatel |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt" :( |
i was thinking the same thing but that will never happen:D |
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| Cosmic |
How about :
Suck me, beautiful! |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt" :( |
Happened to me once... she must have been ed up because I'm not hot. At any rate, it lead to a great night. Unfortunately, two months later I took my now fiancee (we had just started dating at this time) to the same club. Sure enough, the broad was there, saw me, ran up to me and just started kissing me.... Not a good thing to have happen the first time you take your girl to a club. |
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