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Guys pissing when they are drunk! (pg. 2)
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| Transmotion |
| Fayraree it was absinth |
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by milos
but that one has to be the best, in your PARENTS BEDROOM LOL. i don't think it can be surpassed, or can someone prove me wrong? |
lol I know!!!
That's why I posted this thread!!!
My poor bro I know he feels bad...and my parents were mad but my parents are wickked they didn't even yell at him!! They are more worried that he drinks too much.
see if I pulled like that I would get in so much CRAP!!!!
Curse of being the oldest in the family! :mad: |
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| djeso |
| quote: | Originally posted by dance2dabeat
Ok......so what is the deal with guys going to bed faced.....
then waking up in the middle of the night and pissing any RANDOM area thinking it's the bathroom??????????
My bro's 20th Birthday was last night.........
and holy fack did he ever piss my parents off!!!
walks into their room in the middle of the night and just starts pissing on the floor!!!!!
:nervous:
then he walks into my room afterwards and decides he wants to pass out in my bed!!!
talk about sleep walking totally drunk out of your mind!!!!
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poor dude...
he's actually in great shape this morning..and boy did we all have a laugh afterwards b/c he does not remember a thing. But my parents are saying next time he is sleeping outside if he decides to get that trashed again.
so guys..share your stories!!!!!! |
LOL this gotta be the funniest story of the year ! :) |
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| TheNeonAlien |
I was so drunk that i grabbed some chicks ass really hard and she turned around and hit me with her purse then she told a bouncer on me and i got kicked out. :D i deserved it.....practically ripper her ass off
then i fell asleep beside the car and waited for my friends to realize i got kicked out.
yeah i think i pissed a few times too
another time, i came back from "sugar daddy's".......why you ask...cause we are good friends with the dj and drinks were cheap but the party sucked. We drank like fish and on the way home i told my friend to pull over so i could spyack. so we pulled over on the hiway i start walking to the side of the road. It was winter so i slipped and fell into a ditch. I got soaked and my friends lost me for about 2 minutes. hehehehhehe |
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| cmack |
lmao!!! I have NEVER done anything close to that hahahaa...or been that drunk to forget anything.
But my neighbour was telling me about this one time he came home from a party, woke up the next morning and his parents were ticked right off and asked if he remembered what he did last night. He said no so they proceeded to tell him.
He has a small table with a drawer in it in the hallway, well his dad heard a weird noise that night, woke up to find him pissing in it! So he yelled at him and told him to go to the bathroom which he did, and pissed all the way there. Then an hour later his dad woke up again to find him pissing in the same drawer in the hallway again and had to lead him into the bathroom himself.
Seriously, I can't even IMAGINE being that drunk! lol I did however fall asleep in a bathroom stall at the school pub a few years ago and got booted by my friend who is a bouncer there...talk about awkward explaining that to him. |
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| Tiesto4Life |
| A long time ago, my buddy was so plastered for his 19th birthday, he drank a bottle of INFERNO and then ate the PEPPERS!!! So a bunch of us were swimming in the pool and he was just lying there passed out on one of those folding chairs. Then out of the blue, he gets up, walks straight into a pool, gets out and goes back and lies down back on the chair. Keep in mind that he had his full clothes on including shoes. Could you imagine our reaction when that happened? Time stopped for a lil bit when he did that. Then we just couldn't stop laughing. The funny thing is that the guy still doesn't remember any of this. |
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| Transmotion |
this happend to me aprox 6 years ago,i took on 6 beers and then took 30-40 seeds of Datura(hallucinogen) ,the last thing i remember is a small trolls running around me,when i woke up i was standing infornt of my house and my mother was telling me to get in,i came in,and tried to pretend i'm sober,fell in bath tub while trying to wash the face,then again - don't remember anything.
later on my mother told me , i was chatting with someone through turned off computer and yelling that i am busy,when i finally underssed i sat in the middle of the room with a scoop trying to press invisible buttons,then i ran into kitchen and found empty juice bottle and pissed in it,closed it carefuly and refused to give it back,and thats how i woke up - with a bottle of urine in my hands....
then i saw ants running around the place and small medusa on my wall.. |
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by cmack
He has a small table with a drawer in it in the hallway, well his dad heard a weird noise that night, woke up to find him pissing in it! So he yelled at him and told him to go to the bathroom which he did, and pissed all the way there. Then an hour later his dad woke up again to find him pissing in the same drawer in the hallway again and had to lead him into the bathroom himself.
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| ShadoWolf |
| Threads like this make me embarrassed of my gender. :o :o |
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| SurrJRS |
This has nothing to be with being drunk, but still funny...
My bro has always had a problem with sleep walking, and one night years back he slept walked into my sisters room thinking it was the bathroom and almost ended up peeing on her. Outa fluke my Mom woke up to do something and stopped him in time.
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| naesean3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Transmotion
then i saw ants running around the place and small medusa on my wall.. |
Dali - Datura ????????
He was obsessed with Ants in his Artwork - maybe - maybe??????
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| dance2dabeat |
I love my BRO!!!!!!!!!!
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