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Guys pissing when they are drunk! (pg. 3)
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| PartEgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Transmotion
Fayraree it was absinth |
Or maybe Jagermeister? I think that tastes like medicine, ewwww. |
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| Sly_Guy |
I think I have a couple stories that can top yours.
1. In my old highschool, the night before the farewell assembly, was always the 'grad sleepover' where all the OACs would get plowed in one of the courtyards and pass out, wake up, get drunk again then go to the assembly. In my year, one guy went a little too hardcore the first night, and passed out on one of the couches be put in the courtyard for the night. Got so drunk he messed up the couch with both his urine and his own vomit. It's not so much that he got himself so messed up, but the fact he made a spectacle in front of all the teachers and students who weren't at the sleep over on their way into school. What's worse, is that he made a second spectacle of himself when he showed up in the middle of the principal's address interrupting the whole assembly, without changing his clothes first.
2. At university, my house was the prime location for people to crash on weeknights after going out to party, as my backyard went onto campus, and it was on the way to one of the more popular bars in the area. Anyway, one particular thurs evening, after quite a strong showing at the bar, some people came back to my house to crash. We'd purposely ordered too much pizza, such that we could have 'the breakfast of champions the next morning [warm beer & cold pizza]. But one guy crashing on the couch had different ideas. Somewhere around 3am, one of the girls living in my basement heard some crashing from the living room above and decided to go upstairs and check out what the noise was. What she saw, changed her life from that day forward. She saw the dude, completely naked, pissing in the pizza box. Apparently right after, he went back to the couch and slept, only to wake up the next morning completely naked with a very disgusting smell in the room. I tell you, warm pizza mixed with urine is one disgusting smell. And I never ate off that table again. |
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| tha_broad |
Christmas morning, about 5 years ago, my brother got disgustingly drunk and threw up all over the side of his bed and in massive amounts on the floor....When he woke up, he started yelling "Ooooooohhh Mannnnnn!!!!! Mom! Chris (as in ME!!!) came in here and puked all over my floor!!!!
The worst part, she believed him and came in my room and started yelling at me for it! |
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
She saw the dude, completely naked, pissing in the pizza box. Apparently right after, he went back to the couch and slept, only to wake up the next morning completely naked with a very disgusting smell in the room. I tell you, warm pizza mixed with urine is one disgusting smell. And I never ate off that table again. |
EEWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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| ++ EGO ++ |
| quote: | Originally posted by dance2dabeat
Ok......so what is the deal with guys going to bed faced.....
poor dude...
he's actually in great shape this morning |
wow... i wouldn't imagine anyone that 'faced' to get up in top shape the next morning, i'm always carrying a hang over at least |
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by ++ EGO ++
wow... i wouldn't imagine anyone that 'faced' to get up in top shape the next morning, i'm always carrying a hang over at least |
yeah he's a champ...but yeah he's passed out again in his OWN BED now LOL
and doing it all over again tonight as some of his friends couldn't make it last night!
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by dance2dabeat
yeah he's a champ...but yeah he's passed out again in his OWN BED now LOL
and doing it all over again tonight as some of his friends couldn't make it last night!
:nervous: |
Clean up in aisle 4. |
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| Transmotion |
| quote: | Originally posted by naesean3
Dali - Datura ????????
He was obsessed with Ants in his Artwork - maybe - maybe??????
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i dunno :crazy: but those ants looked like real and disappeared only after i used bug-killer on em :rolleyes: |
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| Stilez |
| What ever happend to the good Ol' fashion "Piss in your pants"?:tongue2 |
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| naesean3 |
Summer of 1993 - The Summer of the Uncontrollable Pee!....
A "friend" of mine JC - had a habitual drinking problem at the age of 21. Although at first it was sometimes entertaining - hence the following story - poor guy had a rough time of it for a while - had to hit rock bottom before things got better for him - but now in hindsight a TRUE posterchild for a DRUNKEN YOUTH........
My friend Julian, JC and I were all over at this older gentlemans house (British Man - Heraldry lineage - suits of armour - jeweled tapestries - Duke's Crown - Crazy MONEY!!!!) Needless to say he liked young men - and most of us that were coming in to our sense of selves sexually at the time - spent some time there - right of passage so to speak. Wickid parties - lavish dinners - loads of alcohol........crazy times......even crazier stories :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
(KAREBEAR AND MARGS - Here is one of many.......LOL!!!!:haha:)
Anyways.....so ya we were all pissed up and went home at around 5 in the morning - we crashed out at JC's bachelor apartment.....JC in the bed and me and Julian on the floor - well at about 6:30 or so....JC gets up and steps on me waking me up :whip: - and proceeds to go to the bathroom.......I am like - oh ok.....went to go back to sleep.....
Then I hear the distinct sound of piss hitting a different surface than a toilet bowl - the echo off the splashback was just not sounding right..:nervous:.......so I hopped up and ran towards the bathroom - and lo and behold no JC as the door was open and light was on - immediately look around the corner and there he was - in all his "glorious splendour" (the donkey-dicked one of the bunch!) with the REFRIDGERATOR door open and pissing into the Vegetable Crisper!!!!!
I was shocked :eyespop: - I was like "JC - MAN!! - you are pissing in the Fridge guy!!!!!" :whip:
He snapped out of his state he was in (turns towards me dick in hand - piss spews in a 45 degree angle spin to his left - awe inspiring trajectory into the air all the while with his one eye half open)...and was like "What!?-what!? -Huh??.....! oh ! haha FUUUUCCCKK!!!.....starts laughing - eyes wide open cackling and looking at me to kinda start doing the same (laugh) to make him feel all right/ease the tension (I imagine) - I had lost it (LMFAO) by this point - the vision is still so clear in my minds eye........all I could say was:
"JC when you eat Asparagus it makes your piss stink - Asparagus is NOT supposed to TASTE like stinking piss......I have a feeling these ones do now!!!!"
well if that didn't make Julian in the other room friggen ROAR out - I hadn't realized he was awake and he said he was laying there processing the whole conversation like he was in a LUCID dream or something......SO SO SO FUNNY!!!!
Needless to say less than a month later - when I stayed over again - he pulled the same trick - this time pissing into his closet - all over his nice clothes.......I began to wonder after this......how often does this really happen??????? What if he pees on ME!!!! :eek:
So we (friends) hounded on him to cut it back - 2 years later he was a managing alcoholic...and now lords knows what he is up to.....hopefully happy, healthy and living in Idaho or something!! Peace Brother!!!
That was a story that JC never lived down........many a fun times reiterating that story at various parties over the years......too in much........
Thanks Kelly and tell your brother thanks too - as he at least made MY day for his escapade into the "drunken monk skunk" and hence this thread in which to tell MY drunken pissing story - a big smile on my face as I write these words at the moment!!
Good times - good times!!! :D |
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| Jer. |
Christ.. I haven't stopped laughing since I opened this thread. :P
The single greatest drunk moment I can *vaguely* remember having was with me and my best friend, stumbling out of Jim Bob Ray's (Local club) @ about 1:30 AM one night. Juds and I decided we wanted to just get sauced beyond belief that night, so we sat down, did ten shots and proceeded to drink somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 pitchers each. Needless to say, it was OVER.
So, we left, and I found *something* to piss on.. It was brick, seemed alright. So I whip my equipment out and go to work. I was feeling musical that night, so I decided to belt out my very own rendition of James Brown's 'Sex Machine' (Get on Up). Somewhere in the chorus I look up, and damned if there isn't about 6 old ladies (might have been more, I don't know) staring @ me over this brick wall. That felt kinda wierd. I left kinda quick after that.
My budy Juds wasn't quite so lucky.. We managed to stumble through Victoria Park, and he needed to unload. So, off he goes.. It's about this time I hear him shriek something like 'it's moving, the tree is moving', so I look over.. Sure enough, something dark is moving around, crawls, gets up, and starts to shuffle away.
If you were that homeless person, I apologize on behalf of my overly inebriated amigo. |
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by naesean3
Thanks Kelly and tell your brother thanks too - as he at least made MY day for his escapade into the "drunken monk skunk" and hence this thread in which to tell MY drunken pissing story - a big smile on my face as I write these words at the moment!!
Good times - good times!!! :D |
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