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Guys pissing when they are drunk! (pg. 5)
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| Playa24_7 |
| ^^^^ hahaha holy fack man, thats some crazy ass ! i'd be mad scared to get drunk around hardcore army people. i'm like a stick, and i'd get broken in half! this one guy thats russian, hes in the army, he was at some party a couple summers ago. fackin huge guy, massive accent. holding a beer bottle, barly like moves his arm and flicks his rist, sent the facking bottle flying like grenade mad far and smashed it. i was like :eek: , went inside, then :nervous: LOL! |
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| dance2dabeat |
Holy MOLY EVILTREE!!!!!!!!
you could have died from choking on ur VOMIT!!!!!!!
:eek: |
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| ShadoWolf |
:gsmile: :gsmile: :gsmile:
:crazy: |
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| dance2dabeat |
^^^^^^^^
what exactly is that suppost to mean?????? |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by dance2dabeat
Holy MOLY EVILTREE!!!!!!!!
you could have died from choking on ur VOMIT!!!!!!!
:eek: |
I was put on the recovery position with a garbagecan near the bed with an explicit instruction to barf there. (Somehow I remember that) |
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
:gsmile: :gsmile: :gsmile:
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smartass!!!!!!! |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by Playa24_7
^^^^ hahaha holy fack man, thats some crazy ass ! i'd be mad scared to get drunk around hardcore army people. i'm like a stick, and i'd get broken in half! this one guy thats russian, hes in the army, he was at some party a couple summers ago. fackin huge guy, massive accent. holding a beer bottle, barly like moves his arm and flicks his rist, sent the facking bottle flying like grenade mad far and smashed it. i was like :eek: , went inside, then :nervous: LOL! |
As far as I'm concerned, Russians have vodka for baby bottles. :D |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by dance2dabeat
smartass!!!!!!! |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| [NFC]Wave |
I have enough trouble with regular sleep apparently talking and telling people off.... when I drink I stay in one place while sleeping and not moving at all.
I do remember a night in Muskoka while working at a resort passing out after 23 different shots (while chasing rye and coke all night) with my feet at the top of the stairs and my head at the bottom.
It was awsome 'waking up' the next morning at 7am for work serving a bunch of rich people while still being hammered :D I do remember getting a sweet tip though that morning because I was 1 of the 5 who showed up for work... out of the 54 dining room servers ;)
Oh muskoka, great times. |
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| Mr Rogers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Transmotion
this happend to me aprox 6 years ago,i took on 6 beers and then took 30-40 seeds of Datura(hallucinogen) ,the last thing i remember is a small trolls running around me,when i woke up i was standing infornt of my house and my mother was telling me to get in,i came in,and tried to pretend i'm sober,fell in bath tub while trying to wash the face,then again - don't remember anything.
later on my mother told me , i was chatting with someone through turned off computer and yelling that i am busy,when i finally underssed i sat in the middle of the room with a scoop trying to press invisible buttons,then i ran into kitchen and found empty juice bottle and pissed in it,closed it carefuly and refused to give it back,and thats how i woke up - with a bottle of urine in my hands....
then i saw ants running around the place and small medusa on my wall.. |
LOL..WHAT THE |
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| iLL |
| quote: | Originally posted by Carney
one of my buddies took a in petts shoe he was soo drunk...
he shat all over the place...... was even smeared on his forhead |
hahahahahahaha.... he pooped and puked all over my floor... |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by iLL
hahahahahahaha.... he pooped and puked all over my floor... |
:wtf: |
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