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Guys pissing when they are drunk! (pg. 6)
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| jonSun |
| That story reminds me of my friend who gets home drunk & walks into his parents room & opens thier dresser drawer & starts pissing.:stongue: |
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| Irishaddict |
On my ex-boyfriend's 22nd birthday...all of us went out. Needless to say he got completely trashed and then crashed/passed-out at my place. Somewhere in the neighbourhood of 4 am I hear him get out of bed.
Me: "What are you doing?"
Him: "Just going to the washroom."
Me: "Ok." *hears strange noise coming not from the washroom* and *turns on bedroom light*
HE PEED IN MY BASKET OF CLEAN LAUNDRY!!! :whip:
I made him wash that whole basket...twice... |
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| Richard Taylor |
| Good Idea....I'm drunk now. Time to go mark some territory ;) |
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| cap |
Um, holy . This happened to me once.
I was sharing a 2 bed hotel room with my mom after attending a wedding at a resort where there was an open bar. Needless to say, I got REALLY hammered (20+ drinks over 5 hours). I made my own way to bed and was pretty much fine. But apparently I woke up half way thru the night, and did a sleep walk to my mom's bed and almost pissed, but my mom saw me going for the zipper and stopped me, THANK GOD!
I do not for the life of me remembering doing this.
Luckily my mom is really cool or that could have been a pretty rough situation the next morning, LOL!
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| rabbitjoker |
| I suppose pissing is better than ting. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
That story reminds me of my friend who gets home drunk & walks into his parents room & opens thier dresser drawer & starts pissing.:stongue: |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| I'm surprised Josh hasn't posted this yet...but one of our friends tried something really silly. Last year at this keg party we had...which has quite the back story to it...one of our friends got so loaded he tried peeing in our other friend's living room. We were all outside in the backyard, and our drunk friend had been brought inside to take a power nap...the next thing we know, he was in the corner of the living room with his pants down. Needless to say, he was taken home right away. Haha. I didn't actually witness the event taking place...but it's definatly a story he won't live down. :stongue: |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
That story reminds me of my friend who gets home drunk & walks into his parents room & opens thier dresser drawer & starts pissing.:stongue: |
Actually, this story of Kelly's reminds me of Eurotrip when after Scotty is just hammered, he wakes up, walks into his washroom and starts pissing in the corner of the bathroom! Bwhahahahaha :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
THen he walks out, stops, pauses, thinks to himself, walks BACK INTO the wsahroom and flushes the toilet! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: Hahahahahaha
Oh oh, so priceless! I love that movie!!!
(and then when his litty brother is razing him about pissing on his housecoat! aaaaaahahahahahah! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL)
-jem- |
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| EvilTree |
Well, I'm bored. So I shall regale you people with another story.
A tradition every Christmas dinner at my regiment is something called 'The Boot'. It's actually given after the actual dinner when all the officers and senior NCOs go do their own thing. Here's the reason why.
The boot is actually left side (I think) of NBCW boots. NBCW being nuclear, biological, chemical warfare. It's about 30 yrs old. Every year, someone gets chosen (no one is exactly sure what the criteria is; it's almost at random at times) and The Boot goes to him. The bar staff, being very generous that they are, fill it some with mixture of hard liquor. It's pretty much whatever they want to put it. Then everyone else pours their beer into the Boot to the top. It's got to be about 2L of alcohol.
Anyways, last year, I was 'luckily' awarded the Boot. Fack.
And for Christmas dinner, a lot of Lakeport lager was available. Now if you know anything about Lakeport, it's cheap and it also taste like cat piss. Combine that with all the mixture of alcohol, you get some pretty potent stuff. And it was my job to drink the ing thing down.
A barf bucket was brought in front of me because no one ever drank the boot without throwing up. So I drank. The smell is something between mold, old man smell and dog fur. The taste... well I don't want to talk about that. For some reason I keep drinking it, but I didn't throw up. Everyone's waiting for me to throw up. You can imagine a bunch of army people surrounding you like you're the raison etre of existence, but you don't deliver. I didn't throw up. Everyone pewters away after an hour or so for more drinking and other activities.
I don't feel so good. So I'm sitting on this chair, swaying back and forth. People ask me if I'm okay. In my drunken mumble, I say that I'm okay and try to finish the Boot which I had about half of it. Then I pass out. I don't remember much, except for some pics taken I think and me lying on a couch and few of the drunk guys trying draw on me and I threaten to flash them. (I was in a kilt)
Next morning I wake up and I don't have a hangover. I don't know why. I'm also in my own bed at home. I don't know how to get there, except for vague memory of someone passing the driver 20 bucks for cab. I must have given right directions, found my key and got undressed somehow.
I swore off alcohol. I shouldn't make promises I can't keep. :D |
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| muzzybear |
Ask Tatgirl about Irish Graham....
My hubby didn't bother to get off the floor once to even look for the bathroom!
A friend of mine was at a party and some drunk guy pissed in a computer keyboard!! |
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| TrueToTheCrew |
Funny story about my buddy.
He was at his gf house sleeping in the parents bed cuz they were on vacation. So my buddy who was sleeping drunk had a dream that he needed to piss so in his dream he stopped off at one of those gas stations on a desert highway. The attendant there didnt let him use the bathroom so my buddy pissed on the gas station door smacking the wall and screaming F*CK YOU.
In actuallity, he was pissing on the parents bedroom floor smacking the wall screaming f&ck you. He remembered nothing. |
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by muzzybear
A friend of mine was at a party and some drunk guy pissed in a computer keyboard!! |
HAHAHA!!!!
Man am I glad I posted this thread...mad laughs!!!!
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