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Teh j0ke Thread.
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| willson |
Ok,so not seen any joke threads here,so thought I would make one.
As I also have a mouth ulcer (aaaaaaaaaaggghhh) I need cheering up.
So to start the ball rolling:
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, the real question is how the hell did they get in there?
Shoot. |
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| stren |
there were some joke threads, a long time ago tho
btw. that joke sucked |
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| willson |
| I know, I know its bad. Lets hear em......... |
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| LeopoldStotch |
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ?
A. Because he found out 'Chicken in the Box' was having a sale for 10 chickens for $2, so he went to 'KFC' where they use processed chicken, therefore sparing the chicken's life .... ????
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| Bartanian |
lol that joke is mint, edit: the one at the top
Why do boxers not have sex the night before a fight
Cos they dont fancy each other
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ?
A. Because he found out 'Chicken in the Box' was having a sale for 10 chickens for $2, so he went to 'KFC' where they use processed chicken, therefore sparing the chicken's life .... ????
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Anti-joke? |
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| Trazedict |
What did the Zen master say to the guy at the hot dog stand?
Make me one with everything.
One of my favorites:
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee, and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're in ugly." |
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| Bartanian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trazedict
One of my favorites:
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee, and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're in ugly." |
aye a classic |
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| ketone |
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!" |
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| Bartanian |
| quote: | Originally posted by ketone
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!" |
can thank churchill for that |
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| Desty Nova |
A: Damn
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Q:How do you fit a thousand dead babies into a staion wagon?
A:Blender
Q:How do you get them out?
A: Doritos
Q:Whats more fscked up than a dead baby in one hundread trash cans?
A:One hundread dead babies in one trash can.
Q:Whats more fscked up than that?
A:One eating it's way up.
Q:Whats more fscked up than that?
A:It eating its way back down.
:clown: :wtf: :clown: :wtf: |
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