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| Mr. Pink |
So I have been looking for a job lately and I applied for a manager trainee job for this one place.
I went in 2 days ago, got an application, and turned it in yesterday.
upon turning it in the store manager was spanish, he liked me right away. We talked and talked and he mentioned a drug test and the like blablabla.
I didnt think he would call me at 8am THIS MORNING to tell me to come in today.
Now, i guess he wants to hire me cuz why would he call me again.
cept- he said he was calling me in for a drug test.
Ok guys- i havent stopped smokin herb since i was 19. :(
it's in my blood system HARDCORE
I am NOT going to pass this test.
what the fuk should I do?
Just not show up? Not call him? Go in anywayz and fail?
i am so pissed cuz this job paid so fukin well and now im d00med :wtf:
any advice? |
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| DjWhooCares |
Just go in bro, youll fail miserably, but hey at least u gave it a shot..
btw, he can be a badass dude maybe give u some kind of other job, or maybe give u that one...
maybe he liked u that much hes willing to give u a try..and i mean that job-wise..;)
if not u can always apply @ wendy's... |
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| Slylee |
i smoked some killer crippy the day before a drug test my senior year (i got surprised too and didn't think i had to take one), and i passed from just drinking tons of green tea the night before and swishing a penny around in the piss (someone told me it worked). i was a big pothead then too, so i had A LOT of weed in my system from smoking like every weekend.
so just chill out and go get some arizona green tea and start chugging, and then do the penny thing...
if he's trying to get you to come in like right now, then u need to make something up....like a family emergency, or something...buy some time...tell him you'll do it first thing tomorrow.
*edit*
oh yea, go to a smoke shop and buy some of that stuff. "Urine luck" or something. anyway, you just add some stuff to the pee, and u should pass with flying colors...it's probably like 20 or 30 bucks... |
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| igottaknow |
this is 100% guaranteed to work...
get friend's pee (who doesn't smoke).
pour it into a condom
insert it into ur pooper |
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| stren |
i can pee for you ! i haven't smoked in years
come to think of it, i'm looking for a job myself, so what's the guys number ? |
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| butterfly |
| go to gnc. there is a $50 tea you can buy that makes it so they cant detect the weed. you drink it an hour before your test. |
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| StanVoid |
dont waste money on any of that GNC $50 bull, it's all a rip off. here is a way that works for sure. get a friends pee and put it in a small 2oz travel-size shampoo bottle (or some other container that's small). Wrap the bottle in a heat pack wrapper (can be purchased at any grocery store or wal mart) and put the whole package in your underwear. Wear briefs. Put the package between your anus and your ballsack (sounds weird i know, but that's how you'll keep the urine at body temperature and you'll still be safe if the testing people ask you to empty our pockets). Enter the bathroom during your test, empty the bottle into the test container, put it back in your briefs, zip up, you're done.
Good luck! |
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| Krysta_101 |
well, if you pm me, I can send you a bag of my urine. I tend to collect it.
:wtf: :wtf: |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
| Verify whether its blood or urine before wasting your time. If its blood you are screwed but most employers are too cheap to pay for blood, most do urine, if its urine go to a health food store and get something to clean out the toxins from your urine. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| , I really cannot believe how Orwellian the US is. Really, screaning for drugs when considering whether or not to hire someone... that's bull. Screaning for drugs isn't allowed in Canada (unless we're talking the military) and even if it were, you can't fire someone because they have a drug problem... unless they refuse treatment (which the employer must pay for). To think that you can be denied a job because you somke a little pot boggles my mind. |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
, I really cannot believe how Orwellian the US is. Really, screaning for drugs when considering whether or not to hire someone... that's bull. Screaning for drugs isn't allowed in Canada (unless we're talking the military) and even if it were, you can't fire someone because they have a drug problem... unless they refuse treatment (which the employer must pay for). To think that you can be denied a job because you somke a little pot boggles my mind. |
Completely agree, I mean unless you go to work like a wreck and it affects your work performace it should be irrelevant. |
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| NiteMer |
| Bro. Go to a head shop near you. They should have a drink that you can drink the day before. It might not work, since you are supposed to not smoke for 48 hours, but it might work. |
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