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You Might Be A Crackhead.... (pg. 2)
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| kr00t0n |
If you argue the major differences between romping and frolicking, and then proceed to demonstrate in your friends back yard, in a bikini, on video camera....
I just may be a crackhead!! :crazy: |
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| Moral Hazard |
If you have ever engaged Daffy Duck in a conversation speaking Latin.... You may be a crackhead
If you have ever though someone was standing in your ear whilst talking to them on a telephone.... You may be a crackhead
If you have ever wondered if what you are hearing is happening now or thousands of years ago and just reaching earth now... you may be a crackhead
If you have ever refrained from eating a pizza because it looked too beautiful... you may be a crackhead
If you have ever woke up in a tent 200 kilometers from the last place you remember being, covered in chocolate pudding... you may be a crackhead
If you ever ran down the street screaming because that flying dog like thing from the Neverending Story was chasing you... you may be a crackhead
If you ever believed your chewing gum was controling your actions... you may be a crackhead
If you have ever had a straw in each nostril, snorting parallel lines of coke and K... you may be a crackhead
If you are able to exhaust your dealer's entire supply in one night of partying... you may be a crackhead |
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| Moral Hazard |
| If you have ever asked a speaker to dance.... you may be a crackhead |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
If you have ever engaged Daffy Duck in a conversation speaking Latin.... You may be a crackhead
If you have ever though someone was standing in your ear whilst talking to them on a telephone.... You may be a crackhead
If you have ever wondered if what you are hearing is happening now or thousands of years ago and just reaching earth now... you may be a crackhead
If you have ever refrained from eating a pizza because it looked too beautiful... you may be a crackhead
If you have ever woke up in a tent 200 kilometers from the last place you remember being, covered in chocolate pudding... you may be a crackhead
If you ever ran down the street screaming because that flying dog like thing from the Neverending Story was chasing you... you may be a crackhead
If you ever believed your chewing gum was controling your actions... you may be a crackhead
If you have ever had a straw in each nostril, snorting parallel lines of coke and K... you may be a crackhead
If you are able to exhaust your dealer's entire supply in one night of partying... you may be a crackhead |
The funny part is these are all true stories...I have been there. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| If you've ever taken every type of over the counter pill in your house just to see what happens and while you are driving everything turns yellow.....you may be a crackhead. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
The funny part is these are all true stories...I have been there. |
Yeah, all those foggy memories tell me that there is no question... I am a crackhead! |
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| willson |
| If your reading this thread,your most-likely a crackhead. |
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| UWM |
If you've ever thought you were turning into a giant piece of gum ... you might be a crackhead.
If you've ever had a 45 minute conversation with yourself in the mirror ... you might be a crackhead.
If you've ever watched people walk out of closets and engage in conversation with you when they don't really exist ... you might be a crackhead. |
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| Zharen |
If you are instantly amused by that, you might be a crackhead. |
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| tribu |
| If you post a TA thread entitled You Might Be A Crackhead, you might be a crackhead. |
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| lücid |
If you've ever argued with someone whether it was a centipede or a frog that just scurried across the carpet... you might be a crackhead.
If you think your brain is bleeding out onto your skull because there are drum machines going crazy in the parietal lobe of your brain... you might be a crackhead.
If you've ever punched someone in the legs because you saw scorpions crawling out of their pants... you might be a crackhead.
If you've ever heard christmas carols coming from an AM radio frequency when you're trying to sleep (while there is NO radio anywhere in the room)... you might be a crackhead.
If you've ever sat in the shower and washed your feet with 3 of your friends, just because "it feels sooooo good"... you might be a crackhead. |
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| dj_bas |
wow...you guys are hardcore crackheads :nervous:
if you've ever been confused and thought that the club lights were a train heading toward you....you might be a crackhead
if you've ever thought that you crapped your pants, but found out it was just the drugs...you might be a crackhead
if you've ever thought that the street reflectors were stars traveling through hyperspace...you might be a crackhead
if at any time you truely believed the people around you were robots, or worse...aliens!...you might be a crackhead (Space at 7am is a scary place to be...teh shemales!) |
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