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You Might Be A Crackhead.... (pg. 3)
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| Inertia |
if after the party you can still hear a track in your head well enough to dance to it... you might be a crackhead.
if after the party you stay up for an extra day attending the after, and after after parties... you might be a crackhead.
if you've ever been to an afterparty, straight after the original party... you might be a crackhead.
if you've ever woken up at 6PM, looked outside, thought it was 6am and went around screaming like crazy because you missed everyhting younhad to do in the last day................ you just might be a crackhead.
... funnily enough, i've done all of these, and i'm def. not a crackhead, unless my body produces some sort of natural crack and keeps a constant feed, which wouldn't surprise me... |
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| NiteMer |
If you can hear music, but there isn't any playing... you might be a crackhead.
If you, and your friend, see a worm, for about thirty minutes, and it turns out to be a stick... you might be a crackhead.
If you take off all your clothes, throw them on the floor, and hyperventilate... you might be a crackhead.
If you've ever walked around a club rubbing your ripply shirt against your other ripply shirt, over your stomach, because it feels good... you might be a crackhead. |
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| NiteMer |
| If you've ever blacked out, woken up in your bed in the evening, and been pissed off that you wasted your roll... you might be a crackhead. |
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| Tim Shady |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
if you've ever thought that you crapped your pants, but found out it was just the drugs...you might be a crackhead
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Methinks the other way round would be worse :wtf:
If you've been awake for 2 days straight and are still up for a big night out, you might be a crackhead.
If you have spent 20 minutes staring at the patens your flashing lights make on the walls of a portaloo, you might be a crackhead.
If you've laid in bed the day after a festival and made up a whole alternative day in real time, you might be a crackhead.
If you have started to watch football with your eyes closed and made up your own game based on the commentary, you might be a crackhead. |
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| Desty Nova |
When you're walking down the street and you think someone's following you and you can't be comfortable untill you look to see if someone's really following you.
You call people asking for yella...... |
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| Rodrico |
| If you got out of your car while being pulled over by the police and started dancing to his lights and sirens thinking you made it to the next club....you might be a crackhead. |
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| UWM |
| If people accuse you of being an atheist ... you may be a crackhead. |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
If people accuse you of being an atheist ... you may be a crackhead. |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
That is getting ridiculous! |
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| DJ RJT |
| If "meow" means anything to you beyond being the answer to "What does a cat say?" You might be a crackhead... |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
If "meow" means anything to you beyond being the answer to "What does a cat say?" You might be a crackhead... |
this probably isn't what you're referring to, but it reminded me of something
"hurry up meow... alright meow, now where were we... did i just say 'meow'? do i look like a cat to you, boy? am i jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? am i drinking milk from a saucer? do you see me eatin' mice?" |
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| dj_mdma |
If everyone in the club appears to be wearing glasses...you're a crackhead!
If lights seem to be appearing from your stereo head unit in your car...you're a crackhead.
If you're looking at an abstact painting, and it changes everytime you blink...you're a crackhead.
If your're trying to grab a light that appears to be moving in a circular motion and missing, when it is not moving at all...you're a crackhead.
If you're on the bus on the way home from the clkub at 5am in the morning, and you see your human physiology lecturer with a camping rucksack on his back walking down the road...ypou're a major crackhead :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| NiteMer |
| If you're in a hot tub with a hot girl around 20 years old and she looks like she's 60... you might be a crackhead! |
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