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You Might Be A Crackhead.... (pg. 4)
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| UWM |
If you look in the mirror and watch yourself age 60 years in less than 1 second ... you may be a crackhead.
If you can look 3 feet deep down into a flat countertop ... you may be a crackhead. |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
If people accuse you of being an atheist ... you may be a crackhead. |
If someone just asks me if I am, can I still be a crackhead? :D |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
this probably isn't what you're referring to, but it reminded me of something
"hurry up meow... alright meow, now where were we... did i just say 'meow'? do i look like a cat to you, boy? am i jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? am i drinking milk from a saucer? do you see me eatin' mice?" |
Yeah... random sketchy dissociative (meow? ;)) reference... but I still love Super Troopers... |
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| Clovis86 |
GOOD THREAD BAS! :p
If you think everyone at Avalon is crouching on the ground and Sasha is owning them all because you are rolling off your ing face...you might be a crackhead.
If you think the club is outside of the solar system and the DJ has flown you there...you might be a crackhead.
If you think that when you blink a certain synth goes off, you might be a crackhead.
If you think there are tiny aliens inside sahsa's maven controller playing the tunes he is mixing, you might be a crackhead...
^^all experienced by me at the last fundacion :p :p :p |
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| DJ RJT |
| If after you finish most of your conversations with "Wait, now, what were we talking about?," you might be a crackhead... |
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| Vivid Boy |
if u tell ur parents ur a crackhead because u thought it was a good idea.
u might be a crackhead |
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| Slylee |
if you ever looked at your dog and thought, "hmmm, why do i have this furry little creature thing living with me?"...you might be a crackhead.
if you ever chewed gum until it became a paste in your mouth...you might be a crackhead.
if you ever exchanged life stories with a hatian cab driver who doesn't speak english...you might be a crackhead.
if you ever bought redbulls, a 12 pack, lollipops, gum, cigarettes and a lotto ticket from a gas station at 7 in the morning...you might be a crackhead. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
if you ever chewed gum until it became a paste in your mouth...you might be a crackhead.
if you ever exchanged life stories with a hatian cab driver who doesn't speak english...you might be a crackhead.
if you ever bought redbulls, a 12 pack, lollipops, gum, cigarettes and a lotto ticket from a gas station at 7 in the morning...you might be a crackhead. |
lmao forgot about the gum one
if you've ever woken up the next day with the taste of cigarettes and alcohol along with a sore jaw...you might be a crackhead
if you've spent the entire next day after clubbing, sleeping in fear that aliens are coming for you (true story!)...you might be a crackhead
if you can't remember a good chunk of bpm's free party with digweed...you might be a crackhead(or an alcoholic :() |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
if you ever looked at your dog and thought, "hmmm, why do i have this furry little creature thing living with me?"...you might be a crackhead.
if you ever chewed gum until it became a paste in your mouth...you might be a crackhead.
if you ever exchanged life stories with a hatian cab driver who doesn't speak english...you might be a crackhead.
if you ever bought redbulls, a 12 pack, lollipops, gum, cigarettes and a lotto ticket from a gas station at 7 in the morning...you might be a crackhead. |
if you everhad slylee contributing to your thread.
you might be a crackhead |
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| DarkAngel |
| You might be a crackhead if you use deodorant to fix your hair and hairspray to wipe your armpits. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| If you suck for money, you might be a crackhead. |
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| MadMattress |
If you do a line of meth before bed, just to wake up in the morning......you might be a crackhead
If you ever had a convo like this:
| quote: | Moral Hazard: I'd love to see my fiancee wearing a bikini made of meat... unfortunately, she's not game for it.
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Willson: If she was game how would you like the meat?
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Moral Hazard: I'm thinking two medium rare rib steaks for the cups, straps made of bacon, a sirloin for the crotch and a porterhouse for the rear... the porterhouse needs to be rare rather then medium rare. |
......Your definetly a crackhead! |
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