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You Might Be A Crackhead.... (pg. 5)
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
If you think everyone at Avalon is crouching on the ground and Sasha is owning them all because you are rolling off your ing face...you might be a crackhead.
If you think the club is outside of the solar system and the DJ has flown you there...you might be a crackhead.
If you think that when you blink a certain synth goes off, you might be a crackhead.
If you think there are tiny aliens inside sahsa's maven controller playing the tunes he is mixing, you might be a crackhead...
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holy dude i want whatever you were on! :wtf:
If you go on a search for some blow to "level you out" because you're piss drunk and puking out the side of a car... you might be a crackhead.
If you know what someone is referring to when they say "it's like cirque du soleil on acid"... you might be a crackhead.
If your bedtime snack is a glass of grape kool-aid and a valium... you might be a crackhead.
If you look into someone's eyes while you're sitting at McDonalds at 7 in the morning eating breakfast and you notice that the color of their eyes resembles the color of a chipmunks fur, then proceed to ask them "do you eat chipmunks?"... you're definitely a ing crackhead. |
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| M@t |
if you throw the joint across the room cos you think youre gonna stab everyone to death with it ... you might be a crackhead
if you get in the shower after clubbing and think youre taking the shower you had at the start of the day and youre still gonna go to the club... you might be a crackhead
if you think the drips of sweat falling from the ceiling are secret police dropping dye on you to identify you as a druggie...then you might be a crackhead |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
If your bedtime snack is a glass of grape kool-aid and a valium... you might be a crackhead.
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Mmmmmmm.... I just woke up and I want my bedtime snack already!
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| Slylee |
if you've ever walked by johan gielen in club space at 8 in the morning on the patio and became scared for dear life because he looked like some kind of sun burned alien creature laughing an evil, evil laugh....you might be a crackhead.
if you've ever looked at your hands and saw the veins through your see through greenish tinted skin tone....you might be a crackhead.
if it's ever taken you more than 10 minutes to dial a phone number or send a short text message to someone...you might be a crackhead.
if you've ever gone outside of "Jade" (a lounge in miami) to meet up with your buddy who you're on the phone with (and says he's outside with your goodies) and looked around for each other aimlessly like morons for 20 minutes until you realized he was at "SPACE" and he thought you had said that's where you were....you might be a crackhead.
jade...space....hey it might rhyme if ur on day 2 1/2 on glass:p |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
if you've ever walked by johan gielen in club space at 8 in the morning on the patio and became scared for dear life because he looked like some kind of sun burned alien creature laughing an evil, evil laugh....you might be a crackhead.
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ROFL... Man can I relate! After all, James Holden can be a scary lookin dude when partaking in recreational chemistry!
If it takes calling 3 cab companies and over an hour to get a taxi to take you 5 blocks, you might be a crackhead (See: This years DEMF... I ain't walkin'!!! :D) |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Mmmmmmm.... I just woke up and I want my bedtime snack already!
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hahah i don't understand how you enjoy that . it just knocks me out quickstyle... whats your secret? :p |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
hahah i don't understand how you enjoy that . it just knocks me out quickstyle... whats your secret? :p |
Here's my recipe for fun on Benzodiazepines, You'll need:
8-12 Valium
A Mirror or other surface suitable for rails
Lots of Alcohol
Maybe some Pot (Users preference)
And definitely a pair of mirrored shades...
- Chew 2 Valium
- Rail 2 Valium
- Rock the shades
- Drink a few Beers
- Repeat :D
For me, it's all about the motto, "Well , if you take enough downers, it's kinda like an upper, right?"
:D
Warning: Be prepared to not remember much of the night. I will not be held responsible for who you wake up next to ;) (God do I have a ridiculous story for the CORe sometime...) |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
if you've ever walked by johan gielen in club space at 8 in the morning on the patio and became scared for dear life because he looked like some kind of sun burned alien creature laughing an evil, evil laugh....you might be a crackhead. |
Does it count if it was at Guvernment rather then Space. I was standing next to him Saturday at the Guv (he was just hanging out catching Sasha's set... he was playing the next day in TO), I looked over at him and kind of jumped back because he was wearing a bight green shirt and his face looked orange. I thought I had halucinated him so I just walked away. I check TOTA on Monday and sure enough people confirmed for me he was actually there. |
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| Moral Hazard |
If you have ever had a dream like this........
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
dream: ok so you and i are at this house together for Thanksgiving and we're sitting in their den with a bunch of other people. i didn't know in the dream why you were there with me but it was like "alright thats cool"... you were chillin on this couch and i was sitting on the arm of the couch and it kept shifting, like everytime i moved my leg the arm of the couch would start tilting or moving up and down. finally i say you to "this isnt cool" so we go into the dining room to see whats happening in there. there's a turkey sitting at the head of the table and huge pieces of cornbread on every chair but no food on the table. so i freak out even more and i start realizing that instead of the humans eating Thanksgiving dinner, the Thanksgiving dinner was going to eat *us*... you start laughing hysterically and im like "wtf are you insane? lets get the out of here"
so we run out the backdoor and i don't know what happened next but all of a sudden we're in the backseat of a car making out.
then we're back in the house sitting on the couch again and im sitting on your lap, and there are no more fears of getting eaten by a turkey.
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...... you may be a crackhead
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
If you have ever had a dream like this........
...... you may be a crackhead
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HAhaha...
Lucid likes making out in her dreams... :wtf: :crazy: |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
If you have ever had a dream like this........
...... you may be a crackhead
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hahaha... the sad thing is, i wasn't even ed up. i mean i was piss drunk when i fell asleep, but i wasn't on drugs.
my dreams are just beyond ed up. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
hahaha... the sad thing is, i wasn't even ed up. i mean i was piss drunk when i fell asleep, but i wasn't on drugs.
my dreams are just beyond ed up. |
Clearly! |
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