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What's the grossest things that's happened to you? (pg. 2)
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| DigitalPhoenix |
Ate a full bowl of corn flakes only to find a dead roach at the end.
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| Slylee |
hahahah
ok moral takes the cake for grossest ever!!!!
lol my dad told me a similar story that happened to him too...hilarious. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
ok moral takes the cake for grossest ever!!!!
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Thank you. First and foremost I'd like to give it up to Gawd, without whom none of this would be possible. I'd like to thank the acadamy.... |
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| prolikewhoa |
once after eating weird food i got food poisoning and when i threw up i was throwing up so much i couldn't breathe...so i tried to stop for air, but it kept coming out...through my nose :(
that was horrible. it burned for an hour. |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
once after eating weird food i got food poisoning and when i threw up i was throwing up so much i couldn't breathe...so i tried to stop for air, but it kept coming out...through my nose :(
that was horrible. it burned for an hour. |
that reminds me, I once ate a snickers chocolate bar and some of it came out through my nose ... it was weird, i could see the caramel and crushed peanut bits coming out of my nostrils |
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| Moral Hazard |
| ^^^ that's funny not gross. |
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| Slylee |
haha just though of one for my sister.
she had a baby late last year and she was changing his diaper one day and as she was wiping his butt he pissed and his little weiner was like straight up so he pissed all over her face...hahahaha
she called me after it happened and she was like crying and laughing at the same time. |
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| M@t |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
haha just though of one for my sister.
she had a baby late last year and she was changing his diaper one day and as she was wiping his butt he pissed and his little weiner was like straight up so he pissed all over her face...hahahaha
she called me after it happened and she was like crying and laughing at the same time. |
i did that to my dad :D
pluswon for me |
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| kutvolkots |
Being in my mothers womb.
Although getting out is good runner op. |
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| Trancealot |
two things.
on a trip back from Atlantic city, my friend in the passenger seat was not able to puke in a bag because there was none so he threwup out the window as I drive excess speeds of 80 mph because I had to get home around 7am because the car had to be taken in the get the tail light fixed that I got into an accident with for an appointment. I did stop twice for him but is it my fault he drank 7 margs and then decided to have Mc d's fish sandwich after!I drove over 1.5 hours hearing him throwup and actually catching particles as well as my friends in the back seat, they got it preety bad. It was not the particles that got me but it was the smell!!!! Wooooo Weeeeee throwuyp smells bad! I gagged a couple of times from it. I just planned a trip leave at 11pm come back at 6am but I did not plan this kid doing this on the way back. In the end I was up 300$ so that was the high point for me of the trip.
2nd is I had some bad food so I had food poisoning. It was weagmans cafe food or spoiled eggs I ate. I can't remember that what I ate to get it but the after math was....
I was ting oil. My was ing black and I was like WTF:wtf:
My GF left to do some over night doing high hopes(call line help for college kids) and before I went to sleep I ted maybe 4 times. As I was sleeping thank god each time I ted my body woke itself up so I could make it to the bathroom and I think that was 4-6 times more if I could recall. Imgaine making to the bathroom on time and this black just falls out of you in the matter of seconds over 8 times in one day! It was astounding but I felt better and I hope that don't happen to me again.
latest thing was I was pissing on some urnal and the piss started jumping back I was like WTF. Thats not too disgusting though
P.S. I had to slef clean the car because there were no carwashes poen at 6:30am!!! What a wad of puke on the side of my car there was. I could only laugh. When I was done days later my borther said there were still remnices of it on the inside roof but overall I did a good job cleaning. |
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| Moral Hazard |
edit--- most male babies will pee on someone changing them at one point or another.
I was changing a baby once and this kid had layed down the nastiest smelling mustard ever. I'm not too good with smells and this hit me like a punch in the face. There I am changing this kid, gagging, all of a suddon I realize I'm gonna vomit. I puked in my mouth a little and lurched forward like I was going to let loose and then remembered that there is a baby right under my head, so I turned my head and burried it in the trash can beside the changing table. I was so happy I didn't vomit on that kid.
Hopefully I can get over that sort of thing when I have my own children otherwise the wife will not be happy. |
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| Jocker |
| quote: | Originally posted by kutvolkots
Being in my mothers womb.
Although getting out is good runner op. |
don't see what's gross about it, unless you got out through her ass:stongue: |
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