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What's the grossest things that's happened to you? (pg. 3)
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| Jocker |
| we were playing football (soccer) on this field in the country, and i fell into this big lump of cow with my face dead-on in the middle:D:D thank god there was a lake nearby:p |
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| Jocker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I caught some horrible asian flu from my father after he returned from a trip to China. I was laid up for almost a week, throwing up every 30 minutes and had the worst diarrea ever. Well, I had my head in the ter puking uncontrolably when all of a suddon I realize I'm about to .... so, I have a choice to make, turn arround and sit on the toilet resulting in me vomiting on the floor or keep going with the vomit and risk ting my pants.... I took the risk and tried to hold back the liquid fecis until I was done vomitting.... unfortunately, I failed and my pants. Because I was still puking I was forced to stay as I was for about 10-20 seconds with the warm running down my legs as I continued to vomit. Once I was done I just rolled myself into the tub, turned on the shower and cleaned myself.... it was in' nasty! |
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| dj_bas |
so im in highschool (forget which grade...maybe sophomore) and as i'm walking home i have to go to the bathroom. i figure whatever ill be home before then...about 2 blocks from my house it hits me HARD. i was like OMGWTF and started RUNNING 2 blocks to my house. as soon as my key hit the door i crapped my pants. worst thing ever, cuz now im trying to make it to the bathroom without dropping anything on the floor...would have been relatively easy, only now because it started comin out...its gonna KEEP coming out. oh man, i almost cried. most embarassing thing for me too. no one was home so now one knew...but i felt like a little kid :(
OH when i was real little..like 5 or 6. i had these pants with a rather difficult clasp on them. it was one of the ones where you have to kinda push it in to unhook it. anyway MOST DIFFICULT THING FOR A CHILD EVAR!! why would they make kids pants that way? so im in the bathroom at school (i think i was in 1st grade) trying desparatly to get the damn clasp off. i fail and crap my pants at school. this was sometime in the morning too lol. i forgot what they did but i think i ended up hanging out in the classroom all day with some lost & found pants on. LMAO that is a funny ass story! |
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| Slylee |
My sister was so nervous on her wedding day so of course she had to take a crap AFTER she got in her dress…
Yea guess who had to hold the dress for her… :wtf: |
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| LeopoldStotch |
i one had to take a dump real bad ..
well .. some came out green, brown, red, and orange ...
:wtf: :nervous: ..
that was a bad case of the stomach flu ..
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and there was another time i took a dump, and i was mindless ..
so i swiped my a$s with my fingers and hand, thinking there was toilet paper on my hand .. :nervous: |
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| fbgdavidson |
| Following a skiing holiday we had to catch a coach from Val d'Isere to Lyon airport (about 3hrs drive away). The coach left at about 5.30am the night after some major drinking. I felt absolutely awful and after an hour on the coach I needed to throw up...badly. I looked for a toilet, none onboard so I asked the driver (en francais!) if we could stop. He didn't! So I had to throw up with my mouth closed and swallow it all back. Was quite disgusting and had another 2hrs before I could wash my mouth out properly at Lyon airport. Foul |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by fbgdavidson
Following a skiing holiday we had to catch a coach from Val d'Isere to Lyon airport (about 3hrs drive away). The coach left at about 5.30am the night after some major drinking the previous night. I felt absolutely awful and after an hour on the coach I needed to throw up...badly. I looked for a toilet, none onboard asked the driver (en francais!) if we could stop. He didn't! So I had to throw up with my mouth closed and swallow it all back. Was quite disgusting and had another 2hrs before I could wash my mouth out properly at Lyon airport. Foul |
A) that is hardcore
B) can't you get sick from that? |
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| fbgdavidson |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
A) that is hardcore
B) can't you get sick from that? |
I didn't feel well for most of the day, guess there is a lot of acid in vomit! |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
and there was another time i took a dump, and i was mindless ..
so i swiped my a$s with my fingers and hand, thinking there was toilet paper on my hand .. :nervous: |
OMG LOOOL
once i was really drunk, and i saw this chick and she started talking to me.. i was like 17 or something, and i asked how old she was, she said she was 16, i looked at her , and they seemed to belonging to at least a 16 yr old.. so anyways we kinda got it onm not too serious but still.. anyways, turns out she was 13, and she was a friend of my cousin, so everybody said i fooled around wiv my 13 yr old cousin..
pretty embarresing (lol@spelling) |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by fbgdavidson
I didn't feel well for most of the day, guess there is a lot of acid in vomit! |
Well duh :p |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
A) that is hardcore
B) can't you get sick from that? |
There have been several instances where I've taken nasty shots or started to feel a bit ill from too much alcohol when it wasn't convenient timing so I've taken one for the team and swallowed it multiple times :stongue: |
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| Vivid Boy |
i went to meet up this chick i met off the net she ended up being some fat chick and started feeding me beers to her. and she couldnt get me drunk enuff so i grabbed a tit and left.
oh man she was disgusting and im not proud of myself for even grabbin a tit. but she plopped it out |
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