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What's the grossest things that's happened to you?
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| kr00t0n |
I'm talking like from as far back as you can remember, anything particularily disgusting ever happen to you?
Something you wish you could forget but can't due to me stirring up the memories?
Mine was at Global Gathering last year.
Early hours of the morning, me, my ex and dj_mdma head back to his car to chill before hometime as we were knackered.
After a while I was gagging for a piss, so I headed out the car into the almost 0ºC morning air to go and pee against the large metal walls they put up around the event.
Just a few seconds in and I realise that my body heat versus the coldness of everything else resulted in my pee turning to what can only be described as a gas, and me inhaling a huge lungfull :(
I had to right to puke then and there.
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| Inertia |
peegas! that's golden... haha
well... was it actually? |
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| Slylee |
had food poisioning on a camping trip in the california mountains and i was puking in an outhouse all weekend...i finally said that and starting puking in the bushes...lol
i also got severe mountian sickness while hiking Mt. Fugi in Japan and there was a typhoon going on so the weather was horrible and i was soaking wet and peed in my pants because i couldn't hold it and i had to keep leaving the sleeping room (basically a bunch of us packed in this little area like sardines...all in a row) and i had to like climb up these rocks/trail each time to use the bathroom (another outhouse yay) and i didn't make it one time. hahah then this guy (a marine) loaned me some of his dry long johns...it was very emabarrassing. |
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| shades_of_gray |
well bout 6 years ago i had a knotted bowel......so everytime i ate.....i puked it back up again, and it was this dark green biol (basically the doctors said i was digesting my food, but i was puking it up.....so basically its my own waste :(
oh i also pissed on an electric fence :eek: :eyespop: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| I caught some horrible asian flu from my father after he returned from a trip to China. I was laid up for almost a week, throwing up every 30 minutes and had the worst diarrea ever. Well, I had my head in the ter puking uncontrolably when all of a suddon I realize I'm about to .... so, I have a choice to make, turn arround and sit on the toilet resulting in me vomiting on the floor or keep going with the vomit and risk ting my pants.... I took the risk and tried to hold back the liquid fecis until I was done vomitting.... unfortunately, I failed and my pants. Because I was still puking I was forced to stay as I was for about 10-20 seconds with the warm running down my legs as I continued to vomit. Once I was done I just rolled myself into the tub, turned on the shower and cleaned myself.... it was in' nasty! |
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| M@t |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I caught some horrible asian flu from my father after he returned from a trip to China. I was laid up for almost a week, throwing up every 30 minutes and had the worst diarrea ever. Well, I had my head in the ter puking uncontrolably when all of a suddon I realize I'm about to .... so, I have a choice to make, turn arround and sit on the toilet resulting in me vomiting on the floor or keep going with the vomit and risk ting my pants.... I took the risk and tried to hold back the liquid fecis until I was done vomitting.... unfortunately, I failed and my pants. Because I was still puking I was forced to stay as I was for about 10-20 seconds with the warm running down my legs as I continued to vomit. Once I was done I just rolled myself into the tub, turned on the shower and cleaned myself.... it was in' nasty! |
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that is nasty |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
I'm talking like from as far back as you can remember, anything particularily disgusting ever happen to you?
Something you wish you could forget but can't due to me stirring up the memories?
Mine was at Global Gathering last year.
Early hours of the morning, me, my ex and dj_mdma head back to his car to chill before hometime as we were knackered.
After a while I was gagging for a piss, so I headed out the car into the almost 0ºC morning air to go and pee against the large metal walls they put up around the event.
Just a few seconds in and I realise that my body heat versus the coldness of everything else resulted in my pee turning to what can only be described as a gas, and me inhaling a huge lungfull :(
I had to right to puke then and there.
Whats yours? |
that is nasty i hate the smell that sometimes u endure while taking a piss.. i cant imagine just inhalin the ing piss..... id barf...
i once pooped on myself. well many times. i had dipers though :D |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I caught some horrible asian flu from my father after he returned from a trip to China. I was laid up for almost a week, throwing up every 30 minutes and had the worst diarrea ever. Well, I had my head in the ter puking uncontrolably when all of a suddon I realize I'm about to .... so, I have a choice to make, turn arround and sit on the toilet resulting in me vomiting on the floor or keep going with the vomit and risk ting my pants.... I took the risk and tried to hold back the liquid fecis until I was done vomitting.... unfortunately, I failed and my pants. Because I was still puking I was forced to stay as I was for about 10-20 seconds with the warm running down my legs as I continued to vomit. Once I was done I just rolled myself into the tub, turned on the shower and cleaned myself.... it was in' nasty! |
well, that beats my sharted story... |
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| shades_of_gray |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I caught some horrible asian flu from my father after he returned from a trip to China. I was laid up for almost a week, throwing up every 30 minutes and had the worst diarrea ever. Well, I had my head in the ter puking uncontrolably when all of a suddon I realize I'm about to .... so, I have a choice to make, turn arround and sit on the toilet resulting in me vomiting on the floor or keep going with the vomit and risk ting my pants.... I took the risk and tried to hold back the liquid fecis until I was done vomitting.... unfortunately, I failed and my pants. Because I was still puking I was forced to stay as I was for about 10-20 seconds with the warm running down my legs as I continued to vomit. Once I was done I just rolled myself into the tub, turned on the shower and cleaned myself.... it was in' nasty! |
tttttt, thats bad mate....personally i would have vomited on the floor rather than my pants full of wiff juice :wtf: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by shades_of_gray
tttttt, thats bad mate....personally i would have vomited on the floor rather than my pants full of wiff juice :wtf: |
It was a tough call, I figured ty draws would be easier to clean then a vomit covered floor. |
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| jåcë |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I caught some horrible asian flu from my father after he returned from a trip to China. I was laid up for almost a week, throwing up every 30 minutes and had the worst diarrea ever. Well, I had my head in the ter puking uncontrolably when all of a suddon I realize I'm about to .... so, I have a choice to make, turn arround and sit on the toilet resulting in me vomiting on the floor or keep going with the vomit and risk ting my pants.... I took the risk and tried to hold back the liquid fecis until I was done vomitting.... unfortunately, I failed and my pants. Because I was still puking I was forced to stay as I was for about 10-20 seconds with the warm running down my legs as I continued to vomit. Once I was done I just rolled myself into the tub, turned on the shower and cleaned myself.... it was in' nasty! |
lol this reminds me of my one friend, it was the morning after a huge night that he had. He woke up so hungover and drunk and he really needed to . So hes sitting down on the toilet doing his business and all of a sudden his hang over just got a lot worse and he ended up spewing all over himself.. whilst laying a nice little turtle
gross but highly amusing |
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