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What's the grossest things that's happened to you? (pg. 4)
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
and there was another time i took a dump, and i was mindless ..
so i swiped my a$s with my fingers and hand, thinking there was toilet paper on my hand .. :nervous: |
I burst out laughing at this! :haha: :haha: |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i went to meet up this chick i met off the net she ended up being some fat chick and started feeding me beers to her. and she couldnt get me drunk enuff so i grabbed a tit and left.
oh man she was disgusting and im not proud of myself for even grabbin a tit. but she plopped it out |
I call bull. |
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| Floorfiller |
| my dad rubbed my face in when i was a little kid :( |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I call bull. |
u think i ed her? |
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| UWM |
| No I don't think you met up with some internet fatty in the first place. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
No I don't think you met up with some internet fatty in the first place. |
well that makes me feel better then lol. |
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| jonze234 |
| we were warming up before my indoor soccer game and we stopped to watch the game going on before ours. this guy went to kick the ball and the defender was coming in from the side. the defender broke the guys' planted leg in half at the knee. |
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| Ygrene |
So I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I see that my cat is sitting on the toilet (the lid is down). I tell him to get down and he ignores me. I tell him again and he ignores me again.
So I reach down to pick him up and of course he tries to run off. Well, I already pretty much had ahold of him so I scooped him up, rather awkwardly though. Apparently awkardly enough that I put just enough pressure on his hindquarters so that his ANAL SAC EMPTIES ALL DOWN MY LEG. And if you know anything about anal sacs, you know that this is not a turd but, rather this grayish concentrated turd-juice that smells 10 times worse than a turd.
Needless to say I bypassed the toilet and jumped straight into the shower. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
So I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I see that my cat is sitting on the toilet (the lid is down). I tell him to get down and he ignores me. I tell him again and he ignores me again.
So I reach down to pick him up and of course he tries to run off. Well, I already pretty much had ahold of him so I scooped him up, rather awkwardly though. Apparently awkardly enough that I put just enough pressure on his hindquarters so that his ANAL SAC EMPTIES ALL DOWN MY LEG. And if you know anything about anal sacs, you know that this is not a turd but, rather this grayish concentrated turd-juice that smells 10 times worse than a turd.
Needless to say I bypassed the toilet and jumped straight into the shower. |
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| Pariah Cleric |
Okay, not me, but my sister.
When I was still a baby, my sister was playing airplane with me (pretty much, holding me up in the air and making airplane noises while she's laying on the ground) and I threw up in her mouth. :stongue: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
During my Highschool era: (not the grossest, but still amusing)
I was at a mates place sloshed & this this other friend phoned us up & said that they were smoking some really good bud & that we should come over & join them, which we did. We rocked up at his house & his mom directed us to go into the back shed. They hid the bongs when we entered the shed & then bought them back out as soon as they realised that it wasnt the parental units. I was passed the bong & had this huge toke. I knew straight away that this was good . My friend quickly turned into a vegetable sitting on the couch; His skin colour actually looked green. Anyway, I suddenly had the urge to vomit & said I had to pee, went around the side of the shed & sprayed vomit all over the place. The vomit was uncontrolable & went in all directions, including onto myself. After I finished vomiting I decided I needed to wipe my face & clothes to make myself look respectable & as if nothing had happened before going back into the shed. All that was availbable was my friends parents white saturn sheets that were hanging on the washing line. It was dark but I knew I had put a load of vomit & dirt onto those sheets. I went back into the shed & sat down. I then heard the back door of the house slam, It was the mother going to get the sheets off the washing line. I quickly made excuse to leave & split that joint "Thanks for the sesh, scratchya later!" :toothless
The next day my mate was confused to why he got into trouble by the parental units, he was that stoned that couldnt point the finger anyhow. |
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| Creamfields23 |
At the age of 8, 9, 10 we were once playing soldiers with friends in the woods. So at a minute I heard a sound from inside a bush. I thought it was a friend of mine sneaking up on me. So I jump fully comitted inside this bush and then I sliped and hit the ground. Once I stood up I realised I had jumped into a huge pile of . And man it was allover the rightside of my body even in my brand new nikes. Everybody was laughing at me :p
Once I got home I went inside from the backdoor. I saw my sister in law in the kitchen, once she saw me she started laughing her ace off and then told me to get almost naked and throw all my clothes in the garbage bin.
Man that was a pitty day. We still have a good laugh about it every now and then. |
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