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For Christ's Sake, someone shoot my mother down! Immediately!!! (pg. 3)
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| Wildfir3 |
| who knows, maybe she's a milf and he likes her? |
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| guster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Swamper
You should've told her:
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Hahaha. I went to school in a majority black-populated town last year and the Walmart there was always sold out of the magnums.. hahaha.
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
condoms suck! :o
cling wrap will do. Nice & cheap. Thin too, for more of a realistic feel.
mmmm those tomatoes are HOT. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
last friday, me and some friends go to pick up this one girl. as we're waiting outside, im getting a bit impatient. we dont have all night to wait for her. so i honk the horn. not much. one or two blows. my friend likes her, so he's kind of waiting in the driveway outside the car. her father comes out, and looks pissed, and makes him go inside.
i later hear, the father gave him this long and ty, "shes my daughter." talk.
"she's my daughter. you better respect her, or youll never see her out again. i want her home by 11pm. you dont blow your horn outside this house, do you understand??"
i have no problem with the friend, but when the parents are bitches like that, then i can hang with people for long. i cant go out, then have to inturrupt my own night, because you have to be home by a curfew. |
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| DjSimonB |
I guess I had it pretty lucky compared to some people, all I've got so far is "make sure you use protection, I don't want to be a grandfather just yet".
Although I'm going away to university soon so another mention of 'protection' may well be on the cards. |
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| Mr. Pink |
Hey, at least your mom cares about you man.
my mom just takes me out to wendy's and smashes bottles of wine on my head :( |
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| jonSun |
| Your Mum just wants to watch you put one on. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
my mom just takes me out to wendy's and smashes bottles of wine on my head :( |
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| Ibizadreamer AG |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
last friday, me and some friends go to pick up this one girl. as we're waiting outside, im getting a bit impatient. we dont have all night to wait for her. so i honk the horn. not much. one or two blows. my friend likes her, so he's kind of waiting in the driveway outside the car. her father comes out, and looks pissed, and makes him go inside.
i later hear, the father gave him this long and ty, "shes my daughter." talk.
"she's my daughter. you better respect her, or youll never see her out again. i want her home by 11pm. you dont blow your horn outside this house, do you understand??"
i have no problem with the friend, but when the parents are bitches like that, then i can hang with people for long. i cant go out, then have to inturrupt my own night, because you have to be home by a curfew. |
I wanted to peel out on his driveway hehe...gotta love uptight christian girls, eh? |
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| mongeone |
Man that s nothing. My mums been giving me condoms since I was about 11. Had about 150 of the buggers just lying there for ages. She works at a community health centre so she can get them for free by the bucketloads. I asked her to send me some because the ones in Japan are ed and a couple of weeks later I got a letter from customs asking me to prove that I havea commercial sales license for condoms.
The best convo weve had went something like this:
(Mum, Dad, me and girlfriend sitting at table eating dinner)
Mum: Will and Claire can i ask you a favor?
Me: Yeah what!
Mum: I have to wake up early tomorrow morning for an important meeting...
Dad: Will stop been such a grub eat properly (goes back to his beer)
Mum: Anyways, can you and claire keep the hanky panky quiet tonight so I can get a good nights sleep. Youve been pretty loud lately.
Dad: Oh come on Sal let the man soe his oats in peace
Me: yeah mum what the .
(girlfriend blushing hardcore in the corner)
Tis a memorable story that one =] |
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| CyberneticAngel |
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Hey, at least your mom cares about you man.
my mom just takes me out to wendy's and smashes bottles of wine on my head :( |
my mom doesn't even take the trouble to take me to wendys. she just smashes bottles of wine on my head at home. |
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