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For Christ's Sake, someone shoot my mother down! Immediately!!!
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| Lira |
There I was, minding my own business, and my mother sneaks into my bedroom.
Mother: Son?
Me: Hello, may I help you?
Mother: Got condoms? What brand?
Me: Wha!?
Mother: I want to know if you buy condoms.
Me: Heck, what are you asking this for?
Mother: Because I'm going to buy them for you.
Me: Cheers, mum, but sheaths aren't really that expensive.
Mother: ... I want names.
Me: Not to worry, mum.
Mother: My intuitions say you should be cautious about it.
Me: Heck, I'm not talking about it with you but, yeah, we're cautious, don't worry.
Mother: Pills aren't 100% effective.
Me: The last time you had an intuition, you thought I was a junkie.
Mother: You had vodka in your backpack
Me: It was a Soviet flask, for Christ's sake, my friend had given me the flask with the vodka. Besides, I had not drunk that, had I?
Mother: But you had a different energy!
Me: Energy, energy... *random gibberish*
Mother: You don't even have a job.
Me: Oi, I'm not well-paid, but I do have one! Two, actually!
Mother: Kay then, promise you'll be wearing condoms when you go out?
Me: Mum!
Mother: Promise? I know you can't lie.
Me: Come on!
Mother: Give me the name then.
Me: *writes down* - now please kindly leave so I can be embarrassed by myself.
*mother leaves*
I mean, last time she had a similar convo asking my girlfriend face-to-face whether she was on pills. Doesn't mothers know where to stop? Heck, it's not like TA where I'm talking to people I've never met (although I would like to meet some), she's my mother, and she talks about it as if it were natural!!!1 :p
(I'm 22, in case someone is wondering, and I had waited till I was 21 AND in a stable relationship since I was fully aware of sex's side-effects). |
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| Floorfiller |
| hahahaha....lira...i feel for ya buddy hahaha...but that's hilarious :stongue: |
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| bananas |
So had your brother finally got laid?:wtf:
If being serious, well that's pretty normal for moms to talk like that, imo, I don't have these conversations often, tho' I had some, I don't really mind. :> |
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| Slylee |
:nervous:
that's weird if you ask me... |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
So had your brother finally got laid? :wtf: |
Nah, he's too lazy for that. The girl was already mother of 2 children. :wtf: :D |
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| jonze234 |
in all honestly when i read the first couple of lines i thought she was going to ask to borrow some from you.
i wouldnt worry about what happened. its just natural for parents to be concerned about stuff like that. she probably didnt know any other way to bring it up so she just said it. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
its just natural for parents to be concerned about stuff like that. she probably didnt know any other way to bring it up so she just said it. |
A simple "Son, be careful" would suffice :p
Anything beyond that is an overshare! |
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| Inertia |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
A simple "Son, be careful" would suffice :p
Anything beyond that is an overshare! |
i go through the exact same all the time. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| man and i thought i got weirded out when my mom said the words "erect nipples" and "titilating" in the same scentance describing her disgust at the new mazda commercial. lira dude you take the cake |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: |
Mother: Son?
Me: Hello, may I help you?
Mother: Got condoms? What brand?
Me: Wha!?
Mother: I want to know if you buy condoms.
Me: Heck, what are you asking this for?
Mother: Because I'm going to buy them for you.
Me: Cheers, mum, but sheaths aren't really that expensive.
Mother: ... I want names.
Me: Not to worry, mum.
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:stongue:
Shiet. While she deserves praise for having the guts to take it up with you face to face, a simple "are you using protection" or something would've done plenty. I mean, imagine the convo at the store the next day:
Lira's mom: *puts a 20 pack of condoms on the counter*
Clerk: :nervous:
Lira's mom: "Oh don't worry, these aren't for me, they're for my son." |
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| |cEbLu3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
:stongue:
Shiet. While she deserves praise for having the guts to take it up with you face to face, a simple "are you using protection" or something would've done plenty. I mean, imagine the convo at the store the next day:
Lira's mom: *puts a 20 pack of condoms on the counter*
Clerk: :nervous:
Lira's mom: "Oh don't worry, these aren't for me, they're for my son." |
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