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What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard Someone Say
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| D-res |
Theres a girl who's a senior in high school where i graduated from that my girlfriend knows. Apparently she claims that the existance of wild animals is pointless and there should only be 2 of each animal in a cage somewhere all Noah's Ark style..
:wtf: wtf is wrong with people? :wtf: |
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| SpecRadio |
Friend: Wanna go somewhere?
Me: I can't come outside today. I've been destroying my toilet all day and I don't want to have an accident.
Friend: Wanna go to mcdonalds then?
:conf: |
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| medinaM5 |
some chick from school: "who makes the BMW 5-series?"
me: mercedes
her: i knew it!
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| Silky Johnson |
| "I'm an Atheist." |
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| UWM |
A girl in one of my history discussions actually asked this question:
"I don't get it. Why are we always on the side of the allies?"
I was in shock. |
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| Aiwendil |
I'm guessing your girlfriend's friend never saw The Lion King.
| quote: | Originally posted by SpecRadio
Friend: Wanna go somewhere?
Me: I can't come outside today. I've been destroying my toilet all day and I don't want to have an accident.
Friend: Wanna go to mcdonalds then?
:conf: |
Probably because there's a bathroom there... |
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| jonSun |
| When I started 6th grade, my friend & I were waiting for the bus at the bus stop, the bus was just sitting at the stop before us & we were wayching it sit there. Well my friend says "what is he waiting for an Orgy"? I was like WTF, I thought Orgy meant something different. |
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| SpecRadio |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
Probably because there's a bathroom there... |
I don't like public bathrooms. Especially with friends. They always do weird and you can't concentrate on the massiveness of what is about to happen. |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by SpecRadio
I don't like public bathrooms. Especially with friends. They always do weird and you can't concentrate on the massiveness of what is about to happen. |
omg i love the way you worded this
lol4ryl |
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| Sand Leaper |
Girl in class: What's that?
Guy in class: It's a birthmark.
Girl in class: Oh, when did you get it? |
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