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Worst pain/illness/injury you've ever felt? (pg. 3)
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
worst pain i ever felt was when they stuck a catheter up the tiny hole of my penis...all the way into my bladder...and i was totally conscious too..OMG one nurse had to sit on me, two had to hold my legs while the nurse stuck the thing up my penis...omg i screamed so much the entire hospital ward went silent...it was crazy...i was suffering from urinary retention |
Now hold on one second. Just let's all stop the presses for a minute here. You had one nurse sitting on you, two holding you down, and another nurse inflicting pain upon your penis. That sounds more like a porno or my dreams than a real doctor's office. What is this drug and how much of it do I have to take to have urinary retention? |
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| Kfrogger |
compartment syndrome where the doc had to cut the flesh just so the swelling wont kill the muscles.
i crashed into a car with my bike goin 80mph. almost died. broke both legs in 4 places, right arm in 3 pieces, ribs, liver, kidney, lungs, and half my blood. lost 45 lbs in 6 weeks. goin back to surgury in a month to take the rods out! i was on fentynyl and morphine self administered. w00000t!!!
oh yea the catheter up the weiner was awesome!!!!!!! |
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| medinaM5 |
| ing hell bro...thats quite an accident |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kfrogger
compartment syndrome where the doc had to cut the flesh just so the swelling wont kill the muscles.
i crashed into a car with my bike goin 80mph. almost died. broke both legs in 4 places, right arm in 3 pieces, ribs, liver, kidney, lungs, and half my blood. lost 45 lbs in 6 weeks. goin back to surgury in a month to take the rods out! i was on fentynyl and morphine self administered. w00000t!!!
oh yea the catheter up the weiner was awesome!!!!!!! |
WIN!!!
btw yeah i had a urinary infection.. catheter up the penis is not fun.. i still remember the pain from when i was 8 years old |
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| guster |
| Jesus.. some of you guys have been through some hell. Worst I've had is a concussion from my car wreck a couple weeks ago. That or my sprained ankle from jumping off a trampoline when i was 6. I mean.. that was like a 15 foot fall.. haha. |
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| Aristronica |
imagine you're on a breakaway (soccer) 1 on 1 with the goalkeeper, you pull him out just long enough and then chip the ball over his ass and watch it sail into the net... except you pulled him out too far, he already started his slide and will collide with your legs any second.
you leap to avoid him except his right arm/elbow, which is up in the air, hooks your left leg by the ankle, while your body is traveling forwards your left leg is being dragged backwards, a pressure it can't stand, you watch in horror as your left quad separates from the knee and literally "rolls-up".
as you land you make the mistake of clutching your left leg in pain, by pulling towards it you throw your body off-balance landing on the good leg... the only other goddamn leg you got... well the off-balance fall makes you land awkwardly putting more pressure on your right quad than it is used do and in the process creating a partial tear in the upper right region.
the pain is unbearable... you black out... but you scored... you scored the last goal of your career... sucks huh? |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
imagine you're on a breakaway (soccer) 1 on 1 with the goalkeeper, you pull him out just long enough and then chip the ball over his ass and watch it sail into the net... except you pulled him out too far, he already started his slide and will collide with your legs any second.
you leap to avoid him except his right arm/elbow, which is up in the air, hooks your left leg by the ankle, while your body is traveling forwards your left leg is being dragged backwards, a pressure it can't stand, you watch in horror as your left quad separates from the knee and literally "rolls-up".
as you land you make the mistake of clutching your left leg in pain, by pulling towards it you throw your body off-balance landing on the good leg... the only other goddamn leg you got... well the off-balance fall makes you land awkwardly putting more pressure on your right quad than it is used do and in the process creating a partial tear in the upper right region.
the pain is unbearable... you black out... but you scored... you scored the last goal of your career... sucks huh? |
wait.. do you have boobs? |
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| SomewhatDamaged |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
imagine you're on a breakaway (soccer) 1 on 1 with the goalkeeper, you pull him out just long enough and then chip the ball over his ass and watch it sail into the net... except you pulled him out too far, he already started his slide and will collide with your legs any second.
you leap to avoid him except his right arm/elbow, which is up in the air, hooks your left leg by the ankle, while your body is traveling forwards your left leg is being dragged backwards, a pressure it can't stand, you watch in horror as your left quad separates from the knee and literally "rolls-up".
as you land you make the mistake of clutching your left leg in pain, by pulling towards it you throw your body off-balance landing on the good leg... the only other goddamn leg you got... well the off-balance fall makes you land awkwardly putting more pressure on your right quad than it is used do and in the process creating a partial tear in the upper right region.
the pain is unbearable... you black out... but you scored... you scored the last goal of your career... sucks huh? |
I'm a keeper. I got a red card for doing that once. I never found out what happened to the girl in the hospital. oh well.
On the other end of it I got full on kicked in the head by a forward who completely missed the ball. I made the save and finished the half of the game. and passed out coming off the field. That was a fun game. |
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| Aristronica |
| no boobs here, sidenote: i was being recruited by kansas and indiana at the time, this was senior year in HS. worst memory of my life. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
no boobs here, sidenote: i was being recruited by kansas and indiana at the time, this was senior year in HS. worst memory of my life. |
wow that was dramatic.. |
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| Perfect_Cheezit |
Tore off my MCL doing Judo in Japan. Told them I was okay to walk, turns out I wasn't; had to walk with my host brother half carrying me from my high school seven blocks to the street car stop and take that while standing to the train station, all on this the knee that had gone untreated at school. I went to the hospital the next day, but that pain was outrageous.
I also slipped running up a log and fell on my nuts. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by Perfect_Cheezit
Tore off my MCL doing Judo in Japan. Told them I was okay to walk, turns out I wasn't; had to walk with my host brother half carrying me from my high school seven blocks to the street car stop and take that while standing to the train station, all on this the knee that had gone untreated at school. I went to the hospital the next day, but that pain was outrageous.
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| quote: | Originally posted by Perfect_Cheezit
I also slipped running up a log and fell on my nuts. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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