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What to do to my sister? (long read)
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| BTG |
Well my sister's being a bitch today so i have a choice to make. here's the story:
I get home from a ty job today and she's washing the dishes. I proceed to the fridge where i find what i want and beging to cook them.
After i'm done heating my , i dump it onto my plate and put the dish on the counter where it is cued up to be washed.
She goes "RINSE IT!"
"let me eat first..."
"No. NOW!"/she brings the dish over and puts it beside my plate.
I ignore the foul beast and continue to eat my delicious food. Upon finishing my meal, I head over to the sink and rinse it in the sink she isn't using.
*she snaps*
"Now EMPTY THE SINK"
me being a bastard brother, refuse to do such a thing. and head upstairs. I was going to do it, but i wanted to let her feed her anger for a little while.
When i go downstairs to empty the sink, she begins to bitch and complain about me and what not. She's like "If you didn't do it, i would dump it on your carpet..."
"Then i would piss in your bed, you wretched bitch."
"THEN YOU WOULD PAY FOR MY $900 bed!!!"
"and you would pay for my carpet" i say,
"Like hell i would....you dont pay for and blah blah blah i'm a bitch"
So i dump what i was going to dump into the garbage, into her sink.
Chaos erupts.
She throws the wash cloth thingy at the back of my head and screams and shouts. I rofl all the way upstairs and begin vacuming my room (cleaning lady is coming, my mother thinks you must clean before the cleaning lady comes...i've never understood that)
After a while she comes upstairs and tells me to dry the dishes and i say "no. i'm not going to. i'm going to sit on my ass and play counter-strike and drink delicious beer alone in my basement"
she grumbles and tells on me (she's 25....?)
So after i go dry the dishes (again, i was going to in the first place, but i'm a bastard) and go downstairs to my desk, I find a thing of tin foil.
Inside the tinfoil, is a whole bunch of uncooked fish....could this be her way of getting back at me?
Anyways, This is where you come in TA.
Should I.....
A)throw out the fish. I'm better than that.
B)Hide the fish somwhere around her work out equipment, let it sit there until she finds it...
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C)Put it in the back seat of her car, and let it sit in the hot sun for weeks upon weeks.
Guide my immaturity TA. I know you'll do the right thing. |
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| kadomony |
| put it in the trunk, under the bottom cover :D |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
put it in the pooper, under the covers :D |
Fixed! |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
seriously B |
+1 |
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| Ygrene |
| What kind of fish is it?? I'm hungry.... |
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| jdat |
I say C but try to do it somewhere else in the car!
I say take one of the air vents out ( without breaking it! these things are fragile ) and insert the fish in there. There might be ways of putting it into the main conduit that goes to all the vents which would really piss her off and make it harder for her to find where the smell is coming from. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
I say C but try to do it somewhere else in the car!
I say take one of the air vents out ( without breaking it! these things are fragile ) and insert the fish in there. There might be ways of putting it into the main conduit that goes to all the vents which would really piss her off and make it harder for her to find where the smell is coming from. |
lol! chop it up into small pieces and put it in ever place in the car you can find :thepirate |
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| superglo |
aww.
after all that bickering and arguing she made you some sushi.
now thats a sweet sister. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
i read all of that. thank you for spacing it out making it easy to read
I would go out and buy her a modest gift. Something cheap but nice. Then appoligize to her either in person or with a card. Say you understand where she is coming from and you appreciate her as a sister.
This will totally catch her off guard because its the last thing she'll expect.
And then give her an elbow drop off the top rope. |
Genius Josh!! Pure genius!! |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
This will totally catch her off guard because its the last thing she'll expect. |
you know what, I like this idea. Why grant her with something she will expect, when you can throw a complete curve at her. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
and begin vacuming my room (cleaning lady is coming, my mother thinks you must clean before the cleaning lady comes...i've never understood that
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LOL my mom always told me the same thing. I was like WTF clean for the cleaning lady. But my moms Polish, so thats her excuse. :p
Anyways =, i cant give good advice until i see what your sis looks like. So please post a pic. ;) |
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