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how to break up...tastefully? (pg. 5)
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
i just had a brilliant idea.
if you have a black friend, stage a make out scene where ur bf will happen to see. you won't have to break up with him, he'll drop you like a hot poatato. problem solved |
:stongue: :stongue:
ok but in all seriousness...i agree with mr. pink. you just got to be straight up front about it because guys are stupid and they are going to try and either change your mind or continue to have some hope of getting back together... |
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| Stunade |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
i just had a brilliant idea.
if you have a black friend, stage a make out scene where ur bf will happen to see. you won't have to break up with him, he'll drop you like a hot poatato. problem solved |
OH BRILLIANT YEAH THANK YOU :stongue: :haha: :happy2: :haha: :stongue: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Dude the point is not for that to happen! |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
i just had a brilliant idea.
if you have a black friend, stage a make out scene where ur bf will happen to see. you won't have to break up with him, he'll drop you like a hot poatato. problem solved |
WTFBBQ! |
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| RapidFire |
| jesus just say you dont wanna be with him. speak your mind. you dont have to do it in a hostile way. just say "I dont think theres a connection between us anymore and I want out". simple as that. if he asks for a list of reasons youre set |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stunade
I can deal with my boyfriend: being overweight, having chronic illness, with scars covering his body, him not listening to edm at all, supporting evil companies (buying/trading), listening to Stern, seeing the World in a negative light |
WTF are u nuts.. those are more than enough reasons to dump his fat, ugly, scaley ass. :p |
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| all-nite-freak |
| Be as cruel as possible.Hopefully he will kill himself and you wont have to deal with the drunk and dial. |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stunade
Why, you want me Derv :haha: |
I dunno if you live within "30 mins taxi" range of 
here then yes, if not (which I suspect) then no.
Cos internet porn is closer...... unless..... you have a digicam and an open mind?
And a phone to dump your bf. :p
And even then you need to be fit (<--- uk>us = hawt) ..... well atleast from some angles semi fit...... well actually scratch that I'm pretty drunk. :D |
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| Stunade |
| This is my best thread ever, even though it's gotten a little strange. Thanks everyone. I am fit. Anyway, I guess I found more than just 1 flaw, haven't I? This is still gonna be a last resort. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stunade
OH BRILLIANT YEAH THANK YOU :stongue: :haha: :happy2: :haha: :stongue: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Dude the point is not for that to happen! |
if you don't have the nasty to break up with him you then need to give him a reason to break up with you. if you want a more gentle way you can listen to rap, tint ur windows, flashy low profile rims, and wear lots of bling. but that would be like slow death better to rip a band-aid off. aight G |
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| Dervish |
| I was only joking by the way. I maybe drunk but I ain't a sleeze. How do you mean by "last resort"? |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stunade
OH BRILLIANT YEAH THANK YOU :stongue: :haha: :happy2: :haha: :stongue: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Dude the point is not for that to happen! |
JHAHAHAHAHAH OMYGOD I CAN SEE THIS GOING DOWN HAHAHA :haha:
im gonna call mike RIGHT now! :D |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
I was only joking by the way. I maybe drunk but I ain't a sleeze. How do you mean by "last resort"? |
n*ggah plz she's mine, quite frontin, biatch needs to roll wid me :disbelief |
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