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the ugly c0ckblocking girl
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| StanVoid |
The other night. A girl starts talking to me at the bar, all is going well, we're having a good time talking/hugging/subtly making out. Then, what do you know, one of her girlfriends - an ugly, short little one - starts cockblocking me like no other. Interrupting conversation, snatching the girl away and dancing with her saying "I WANT HER TO MYSELF RIGHT NOW YOU CANT HAVE HER" wtf??? Ruins the whole ing vibe. I end up telling the original girl how much of a cockblocking bitch her friend is, and she kinda got that pissed-off-but-turned-on (i hope?) look on her face :p
Anyway, my question to you all is, what is going through such girl's minds (the cockblocking ones). What is their motive? Why ruin someone else's fun time? Even when the girl you're talking to is obviously enjoying your company, what inspires her cockblocking girlfriend?
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| XoxidE |
| shes a lesbo :wtf: |
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| bidor |
| i think its pure jealousy. next time bring a gun. |
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| makija |
she says
hey im ugly i cant get noone so lets ruin this guys night and then she laughs histericly
and why do you think that girl brought her there :d haha
funny story man but it awlays happens :D you just gota be like cartman LISTEN WOMAN ... HA i WOULD NEVER LET A GIRL COCKBLOCK ME I WOULD SAY GET YOUR BITCH ASS TO KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE |
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| sakabatou |
| Protectibve of her mate, don't know you so don;'t really care, she havign a night out and wants fun, and wants her mate with her. |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by sakabatou
Protectibve of her mate, don't know you so don;'t really care, she havign a night out and wants fun, and wants her mate with her. |
that's a good point. but there were a total of 4 of them in the group. So she had 2 others to blab to. |
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| sakabatou |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
that's a good point. but there were a total of 4 of them in the group. So she had 2 others to blab to. |
Well you know what women are like.
I reckon first of all because she has no opinion of you, no real interest, that she didn't realise her actions of snatching you away,and if she did,they didn't mean enough to her for her not to pull her mate away.
Plus your a dude, dudes get in the way of a girls night out, so get u outta way and they can have girly fun. YES, all four of them, because if they one down they aren't at full strength whatever that means |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by sakabatou
Well you know what women are like.
I reckon first of all because she has no opinion of you, no real interest, that she didn't realise her actions of snatching you away,and if she did,they didn't mean enough to her for her not to pull her mate away.
Plus your a dude, dudes get in the way of a girls night out, so get u outta way and they can have girly fun. YES, all four of them, because if they one down they aren't at full strength whatever that means |
but ... but.. |
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| sakabatou |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
but ... but.. |
seXX0rz? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by bidor
i think its pure jealousy. next time bring a nail gun. |
Fixed - we all know girls love nails :gsmile: |
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| Moral Hazard |
Dude.... rookie mistake.
There is always a guardian in any group of women. If you want a chance at any of the women in that group you first need to get the guardian on board. This is where your wingman is needed.... his job will be to keep her distracted and entertained. If you do not have a wingman or the guardian is such a nasty ditch pig that he won't help you out then YOU will need to first charm the guardian before going after your target. To charm the guardian you must focus on the entire group of women equally. You need to address them all when speaking, buy a round of drinks (even for the guardian), keep the conversation light and entertaining.
Once you have disarmed the guardian and have been deemed non-threatening in her eyes then you may proceed to the lady of choice. Now, don't completely exclude the rest as the guardian will return but you are now safe to focus more attention on your intended target. This process will take a little longer but it increases the chance that you'll get the girl back to your place rather then having her snatched from your arms by the ditch pig and whisked away into a waiting cab leaving you all alone to jerk off while watching phone sex infomercials. |
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| kid nyce |
| the wingman who takes one for the team! |
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