| DJ Mach X |
| quote: | EBM: How much will you charge me for a spitshine??
Tyrone: Wha?
EBM:How much will you charge me to shine my stacey adams? Im going to a funeral on friday.
Tyrone: Why?
EBM: Hm?
Tyrone: You hear what I said just now? Why a brotha gotta spitshine yo' shoes?
EBM : Hey man you offered!
Tyrone : I didnt offer you
EBM: What did you just say when you walked by me?
Tyrone : I said WHA:Why a in brotha gotta spitshine yo' shoes.
EBM: Eeeh you don't have to
Tyrone: Why a white man cant shine his shoes?
EBM: It could be a chinaman, It dont matter
Tyrone: Look dude
EBM: I aint predjudice.. You think I'm predjudice?
Tyrone: Look dude, Take your ass back up there get the out mah face right naow
EBM: why you being so hostile man?
Tyrone: Shuttup, Im pissed off
EBM : Better to be pissed off, than pissed on. I aint scared of this black boy. I'm 67 years old you aint scaring me
EBM: You aint scaring me You aint scaring me
Tyrone: Ill put mah foot upyo ass
EBM: NO YOU WOUNT
Sheneequa: hey hay HAY
EBM: Ill put my foot up yours
Tyrone: Ill put my foot up yo ass Ill put my foot up yo ass
EBM: Nehr he wont to nothing to me
Sheneequa: Say dat again, Pinkey! Kick his white ass!
Tyrone: Say dat again sey dat again
EBM: I'll slap the out of you
Tyrone: Wh What, WHAT?
*Epic Fight Scene*
Sheneequa: Oh what the !
Sheneequa: KNOCK IT OUUUF
EBM: DIDNT I TELL YOU NOT TO WITH ME
Tyrone: Jesus christ!
EBM: He hit me, he ing hit me. He ing hit me first, he hit me in the
face. Thats self defense. DONT WITH ME BOY. DON'T WITH ME.
Tyrone: Auh man, Next time. Imo you up.
Sheneequa: Oo. Oof. Yaaoh we need AMBER LAMPS!!
Taquanda: Ay we can press charges. I got it on vidayoo teyp. Yoos
leakin. He's leakin.
Taquanda: Mand MS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheneequa: Are you alright? Did he breakyuh teef?
Tyrone: BRING DA AMBerLAMPS |
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