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Ever get busted doing it?
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| emc^2 |
Ever got busted while either having sex or rubbing one out?
Share some funneh stories.
Here's mine:
I used to date a girl for 2 years, we later broke up and haven't seen her for several years. In that time I started dating another girl and my parents really liked her. I was still living with my folks at that time.
once, I was driving home and my ex pulled up in the car next to me. She pulled over, we chatted for some time and one thing next leading to another, I invited her over. My folks went to NYC for a day, so I thought I was clear.
I took this girl back to my (and my parent's) pad and had an amazing several hours. Luckily we were in my room and door was locked. Enigma was blasting and girl was moaning unapollogetically. When I hear my front door open and my mom walked in. I had little time to jump into my clothes, while my x hid in the closet. Now, I had an akward situation. My room is all the way back of the apartment. She had to track through entire place, just to make it to the door. I had no idea of how to explain that to my mom, especially considering that I answered "I'm alone" to a question "Who else is there?".
I had to find a way to sneak my x out without my mom noticing. My dad wasn't home yet but was going to be shortly. I had to think quickly. I took a roll of toilet paper and dumped in the toiled and intentionally caused bathroom overflow. I asked my mom to help clean it up, so that my ex could sneak out. At that exact moment my dad walked in. We were trapped...
There were 2 options left:
1. Jump out of the window (which was pretty high, 2nd floor) or
2. Walk out exposing the presence of X and face the music later
I decided for plan 3.
I took several of my karate belts and tied them together. Took off the window screen and held the make-shift rope, as my X rapelled down the window. She was not a very good mountainclimber and managed to bruise her knee pretty badly on the way down. All the seniors enjoying their gossip on the nearby bench just stopped and watched. My x managed to make it in one piece to the ground and legged (limped) it to her car. Even hurt, she couldn't stop laughing as she ran for it. I later met her at pre-discussed spot and we finished what was rudely interrupted by my parents.
:p :toothless
...and yes, I am a bastard for cheating on my then-gf but she was a fridgid bitch and had it comming (or not cumming) to her. |
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| wizniz |
wow! good post!
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
wow! good post!
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are you always such a tool or do you have to try hard? |
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| wizniz |
you dont give me enough options.
and i wasnt being sarcastic so thx for douching it up. :D |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
are you always such a tool or do you have to try hard? |
:mad:
funny thread anyway |
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| Ian |
| plan 4. your current gf was walking to your house as the ex climbed out. they got mad & went lesbian on your dumped ass |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Actually yeah, the first time I ever tried masturbating my mom walked in. What are the odds?? |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Actually yeah, the first time I ever tried masturbating my mom walked in. What are the odds?? |
7-4 |
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| Danny Ocean |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Actually yeah, the first time I ever tried masturbating my mom walked in. What are the odds?? |
you didnt know you had to lock the door yet:tongue2 |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
7-4 |
Ahahaha..smarty pants! |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Actually yeah, the first time I ever tried masturbating my mom walked in. What are the odds?? |
:eyes: What did she say?
Was that one of those "Not another teen movie" moments? Your mom, dad, brother, grandparents and priest all in your room with your birthday cake, as you try to rub one out? :) |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Danny Ocean
you didnt know you had to lock the door yet:tongue2 |
Well I was 11, I didn't have a lock on my door then. |
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