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Ever get busted doing it? (pg. 2)
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| Danny Ocean |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Well I was 11, I didn't have a lock on my door then. |
how come? just a hole instead of a knob? |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Well I was 11, I didn't have a lock on my door then. |
Naughty! ..but nice. :D |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
:eyes: What did she say? |
She didn't say anything...what happened was I was sitting on the floor with my pants down and I heard her knock. I said, "Just a minute!!" as I scrambled to pull my pants up, and she walked in JUST as I got them over my bum. So she didn't really catch me in the act, but I'm pretty sure she knew I was up to something. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Naughty! ..but nice. :D |
Nou^2 ? |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
She didn't say anything...what happened was I was sitting on the floor with my pants down and I heard her knock. I said, "Just a minute!!" as I scrambled to pull my pants up, and she walked in JUST as I got them over my bum. So she didn't really catch me in the act, but I'm pretty sure she knew I was up to something. |
my brother did that when i was 16 & watching television x preview :p i told him i was nude cos it was hot & i was trying to cool down. Dunno if he believed me |
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| emc^2 |
Nice..
Here's another one:
I was at my GF's place and we were in her parent's room. I made 100% sure I locked the door. As we were in a 69 position, her brother came home and went upstairs to his room (which was next door to his parent's room). We thought he was just going to go in and leave. He decided to look for his sister and went straight for parent's room. We didn't even have the time to react, as the door burst open and he saw his sister busy mouth and my business end facing him to say "hello". Door slammed faster than speed of light and all that was heard in the hallway "MOTHER******S! S! HEADS! DON'T YOU ING KNOW HOW TO LOCK THE ING DOOR!!!"
My GF pulled away to yell "DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO ING KNOCK?!!!".
that invasion definitely ruined the mood.
Needless to say I haven't visited their house nor attended their family gatherings much since that time. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| the best story i have ever heard in this regard was told to me by a close friend of mine.Apparently he was faced and decided to rub one out before passing out.He puts in a compilation pr0n tape that he borrowed form another friend of ours(who has always been a bit fruity).Turns out he passed out with his dick out and in his hand.His dad walks in and sees him asleep with his dick in his hand and notices the pr0n on the tv.The only thing is that the movie was some sort of bisexual orgy with sioome dudes sucking each other off.For the next 5 years of his life his dasd was convinced he was a fairy until the day he got married.We would even make things worse by always telling his dad we didnt want to hang out with him anymore because his boyfriend was annoying....Good times. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
We would even make things worse by always telling his dad we didnt want to hang out with him anymore because his boyfriend was annoying....Good times. |
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
the best story i have ever heard in this regard was told to me by a close friend of mine.Apparently he was faced and decided to rub one out before passing out.He puts in a compilation pr0n tape that he borrowed form another friend of ours(who has always been a bit fruity).Turns out he passed out with his dick out and in his hand.His dad walks in and sees him asleep with his dick in his hand and notices the pr0n on the tv.The only thing is that the movie was some sort of bisexual orgy with sioome dudes sucking each other off.For the next 5 years of his life his dasd was convinced he was a fairy until the day he got married.We would even make things worse by always telling his dad we didnt want to hang out with him anymore because his boyfriend was annoying....Good times. |
that reminds me, kinda. my mate from school got caught watching the freeviews after falling asleep after watching one. He pressed standby but forgot that the channel remained the same, so his mum found out the next morning. She made him wash his sheets that day for some reason :conf: |
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| idoru |
| Never been busted. I'm a pro like that. :o |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
She didn't say anything...what happened was I was sitting on the floor with my pants down and I heard her knock. I said, "Just a minute!!" as I scrambled to pull my pants up, and she walked in JUST as I got them over my bum. So she didn't really catch me in the act, but I'm pretty sure she knew I was up to something. |
You're always up to something..... |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Actually yeah, the first time I ever tried masturbating my mom walked in. What are the odds?? |
44%
btw, i fap off like a ninja  |
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