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Ever get busted doing it? (pg. 4)
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by psiico111
Back in highschool I got caught by my girlfriend's dad. We were doing it in the garage in the back yard and he came hojme early from work. He saw footsteps in the snow and came to investigate. When the door opened I jumped up and pulled my pants on so fast my underwear didn't go up all the way, they were stuck down around the tops of my thighs. I had to sit on the couch in this discomfort for a good 45 minutes being yelled at. Then she was forbidden to ever see me again. You wouldn't mind but her parents put her on the pill before she even met me, they knew she was having sex. I suppose thinking about it and seeing it were different things for them. |
That's certainly not a healthy situation. I had a similar type of scenario with my X, but her dad went one step further - he had a tape recorder set up at the house on some sort of timer that would set it off when front door would open and used to record what happened. He was her step dad and was a seriously twisted and sick . Several people, including myself had some suspicions that he was sexually abusing his step-daughter (my x). She never admitted to it but signs were quite obvious.
He told me not to see her again and when I refused he said - "oh, you think you're the only one who's ing her? Here - take a listen to this" - he played back the tape on which his step daughter (my x) was moaning and some other guy was moaning along (judging by voice it was a young guy). That's how I found out she was cheating on me.
I approached her about and she denied the whole thing but when I mentioned what I heard on the tape she went purple and just ran out of the room. She had some serious issues and I actually thought of reporting the to child protection services (my x was 17 at the time) but she begged me not to do it. I figured if she was so against it, then she must be into it.
I dumped her sick ass (only to tap it 2 years later, as re-captured by my first story above).
damn, now that I'm digging into my long forgotten memory pool, I see how much adventure (and ) I had back in the day! damn. I'm feeling old. |
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| emc^2 |
| Another spicy moment: I once fingered a girl on the bench on top of the stairs at the Philadelphia Art Museum. If you ever seen "Rocky" - those are the infamous steps that Stalone runs on top of. There's are several benches on the sides and I had a girl sitting on my lap, with our backs facing the steps, as I was fingering her under her skirt. She came so hard, I had a bite mark in my neck for about a week. |
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| bidor |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Another spicy moment: I once fingered a girl on the bench on top of the stairs at the Philadelphia Art Museum. If you ever seen "Rocky" - those are the infamous steps that Stalone runs on top of. There's are several benches on the sides and I had a girl sitting on my lap, with our backs facing the steps, as I was fingering her under her skirt. She came so hard, I had a bite mark in my neck for about a week. |
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| emc^2 |
Ok, this one is quite sick and pretty nasty. "WTF WARNING CLEARLY POSTED"
I was in NYC on a business trip about a year ago and wondered off of Times Square to the nearby streets. The street was packed with adult DVD shops and I ventured in to take a look at their selection. I figure why pay for pay-per-view wank movies in hotel room when for the same price you can buy at least one (if not 2) dvds plus I already have a DVD drive in my laptop.
One store offered preview of some of the movies they sold. You could go to the booths and watch some of the movies for sale. I decided that instead of wasting money on some crap pr0n flicks, I'd check it out and see if I like it :D.
I walk in and pick a booth that has a green light "vacant". As I open the door, I see a man on his knees blowing someone through the hole in the wall. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
Now, I never knew what the hell is "glory hole" before. I didn't even realize this type of was even legal. So, what I saw was completely unexpected and revolting. I was completely unprepared for such a shocker, I nearly puked right then and there.
I darted out of the store and felt like someone hit me on the head with a baseball bat. Now, I have no problems with what people do and choices they make but this was completely ed up. Needless to say I had no further desire to watch any pr0n anymore. As a matter of fact, even when I stay in hotels on trips now I never order pr0n ppv or even think about it, as I remember that ed up evening and get friggin sick to my stomach.
You've been warned... |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Wait a minute, are you implying that I'm always masturbating?? |
No, just that I can't turn my back on you for too long ;) |
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| psiico111 |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Ok, this one is quite sick and pretty nasty. "WTF WARNING CLEARLY POSTED"
I was in NYC on a business trip about a year ago and wondered off of Times Square to the nearby streets. The street was packed with adult DVD shops and I ventured in to take a look at their selection. I figure why pay for pay-per-view wank movies in hotel room when for the same price you can buy at least one (if not 2) dvds plus I already have a DVD drive in my laptop.
One store offered preview of some of the movies they sold. You could go to the booths and watch some of the movies for sale. I decided that instead of wasting money on some crap pr0n flicks, I'd check it out and see if I like it :D.
I walk in and pick a booth that has a green light "vacant". As I open the door, I see a man on his knees blowing someone through the hole in the wall. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
Now, I never knew what the hell is "glory hole" before. I didn't even realize this type of was even legal. So, what I saw was completely unexpected and revolting. I was completely unprepared for such a shocker, I nearly puked right then and there.
I darted out of the store and felt like someone hit me on the head with a baseball bat. Now, I have no problems with what people do and choices they make but this was completely ed up. Needless to say I had no further desire to watch any pr0n anymore. As a matter of fact, even when I stay in hotels on trips now I never order pr0n ppv or even think about it, as I remember that ed up evening and get friggin sick to my stomach.
You've been warned... |
A friend of mine worked at one of those places with the preview booths. He only lasted 3 days, they always nmake the new guys mop out the booths at the end of the night. You can guess what fluid he was mopping. Anyway, on his third shift he went in a booth to find about a pint of blood mixed in with the regular fluids and he quit on the spot. I wouldn't have lasted one shift, I wouldn't need the blood to send me running. |
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| Protege |
| My dad caught me fingering my girl last night after I thought he went to bed and we were in the living room. I thought it was hilarious but she didnt think so. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Protege
My dad caught me fingering my girl last night after I thought he went to bed and we were in the living room. I thought it was hilarious but she didnt think so. |
I bet he wanked it afterwards. I know I would :p |
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
I bet he wanked it afterwards. I know I would :p |
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| enferno |
| what is t3h circumfrence of yew bung wholee? |
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| Orbax |
| remind me to hate all of you ******s who cheat. Jonsun is not a role model. |
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| CranberryJuice |
| oh common walker jonny rocks :gsmile: at least as a friend ! |
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