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Ever get busted doing it? (pg. 3)
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
You're always up to something..... |
Wait a minute, are you implying that I'm always masturbating?? |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Wait a minute, are you implying that I'm always masturbating?? |
now that would be hawt! I actually knew a girl who used to wear a remote-controlled vibrator in her panties. She'd used to come to parties, get drunk and then mastrubate while dancing or whatnot. She once gave my friend (whom she met at the party for the first time) the remote and invited him to watch her as she got off (with her pants on). Dude busted a load in his pants after she came and soaked her jeans. So, they both came out looking like they pissed themselves.
Funny enough they dated each other for like 3 years and she'd do all kinds of wild and kinky that would have the rest of us, mere mortals, green with envy and gasping for air. Damn, to think I could have had the chance to tap that... and missed my opportunity! :mad: |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
now that would be hawt! I actually knew a girl who used to wear a remote-controlled vibrator in her panties. She'd used to come to parties, get drunk and then mastrubate while dancing or whatnot. She once gave my friend (whom she met at the party for the first time) the remote and invited him to watch her as she got off (with her pants on). Dude busted a load in his pants after she came and soaked her jeans. So, they both came out looking like they pissed themselves.
Funny enough they dated each other for like 3 years and she'd do all kinds of wild and kinky that would have the rest of us, mere mortals, green with envy and gasping for air. Damn, to think I could have had the chance to tap that... and missed my opportunity! :mad: |
my stepmom had a pair of those. She left the remote on the coffee tabel one morning and i picked it up and hit the button and she drops to the floor. I t turned it off and back on again over and over. It was quite funny, but then i thought, and i just got my mom off...:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by grooviebeats
my stepmom had a pair of those. She left the remote on the coffee tabel one morning and i picked it up and hit the button and she drops to the floor. I t turned it off and back on again over and over. It was quite funny, but then i thought, and i just got my mom off...:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
Um, wow what were you>..
ah... florida...all is clear :toocool: |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
ah... florida...all is clear :toocool: |
yeah i know |
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| emc^2 |
...self-edited bitch bitch bitch moan reply removed. Thansk for link, I'm catching up on some history now. :)
:p |
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| Sunsnail |
| I don't think anyone is beefing with you for reposting a topic. More like, hey look at what these people said 4 years ago... funnay. |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
I don't think anyone is beefing with you for reposting a topic. More like, hey look at what these people said 4 years ago... funnay. |
Correct. That thread turned into a bit of a classic, so I figured this was a good opportunity for those who missed it the first time to catch up. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
I don't think anyone is beefing with you for reposting a topic. More like, hey look at what these people said 4 years ago... funnay. |
sorry, I'm on my "man rag" today - a bit of a pms'ing man-bitch, really.
Rock on and ignore my outbursts. :) |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by grooviebeats
my stepmom had a pair of those. She left the remote on the coffee tabel one morning and i picked it up and hit the button and she drops to the floor. I t turned it off and back on again over and over. It was quite funny, but then i thought, and i just got my mom off...:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
not "mom" but "step mom"! that's hawt. some of the better hustler letters stories started out this way. :D Especially if she's as hawt as a step mom in "bill and ted's excellent adventure". |
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| psiico111 |
| Back in highschool I got caught by my girlfriend's dad. We were doing it in the garage in the back yard and he came hojme early from work. He saw footsteps in the snow and came to investigate. When the door opened I jumped up and pulled my pants on so fast my underwear didn't go up all the way, they were stuck down around the tops of my thighs. I had to sit on the couch in this discomfort for a good 45 minutes being yelled at. Then she was forbidden to ever see me again. You wouldn't mind but her parents put her on the pill before she even met me, they knew she was having sex. I suppose thinking about it and seeing it were different things for them. |
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