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Stories Of Our Dates
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| TranceGrooves |
There is this girl that works at the Eddie Bauer store i usually shop at. Good looking and nice to talk to whenever i am there. So after a few visits and getting on first name basis i asked her out on a date last week and we decided to do movie and dinner after i got off work today. So here i am all happy and excited and what not and show up at our meet up location and then we start walking down towards the theater.
Now this is our first outside of 'work' talk that we are having and i ask her ... soo what is it in life that inspires you? and here comes the answer that is the most fawked thing i have ever heard in my life. Seriously.
She starts telling me how she thinks that the whole thing about life is assbackwards. We as humans have no significance on earth and we are just here as a game which is for some other higher power. I ask her what higher power and what game are you talking about? and she continues that she thinks that we live in dimensions with the dead and the ones that are yet to be born :wtf: :wtf:
(at this point we are at the theter so we grab the tickets and go sit down and and we have some time to kill so the convo continues)
I ask her what do you mean by yet to be born. if someone is not born they do not exist anywhere :conf: and she goes on trying to explain me that she thinks we should be born at like age 70 and live life backwards. We should be old and then keep getting younger and enjoy life in that aspect as she belives it will be a better way and how it is right now is totally screwed up and its the reason for all the bad in this world. According to her by living backwards we would be more content with ourselves and the world be a better place.
So at this point i am just looking at her and thinking WTF is wrong you woman. And she has this totally serious thinking face on her which told me she was dead serious about what she was saying. So i got up ... told her i was going to the washroom and ran home. Won't bore you with some of the other fawked up stuff she talked about lolz
I sure know how to pick the bright ones i guess :( lolz so what are some your stories from going on dates :D |
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| lexxwolfen |
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So i got up ... told her i was going to the washroom and ran home. |
rofl :(
that's so mean... but probably not the first time its happened to her |
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| bluE_Neon |
| Dimensions with the dead? She must listen to heavy/death metal. |
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| lexxwolfen |
| quote: | Originally posted by bluE_Neon
Dimensions with the dead? She must listen to heavy/death metal. |
i think i see an unborn baby walking beside you, watch your step! |
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| TranceGrooves |
| quote: | Originally posted by lexxwolfen
rofl :(
that's so mean... but probably not the first time its happened to her |
who knows ... as i was coming home i thought about it and was like maybe i shudnt have just left her but jeeez what do u do when the other person wants to be walking out of their mothers womb as a 70 year old lady :nervous: :nervous:
* i wonder if my Eddie Bauer discount card still works lolz * |
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| lexxwolfen |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceGrooves
who knows ... as i was coming home i thought about it and was like maybe i shudnt have just left her but jeeez what do u do when the other person wants to be walking out of their mothers womb as a 70 year old lady :nervous: :nervous:
* i wonder if my Eddie Bauer discount card still works lolz * |
different strokes for different folks i guess...
you're probably going to get charged double now at eddie bauer, lol:haha: |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceGrooves \
So at this point i am just looking at her and thinking WTF is wrong you woman. |
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| dallastar |
sorry that she turned out to be an odd ball once you spoke to her:(. some times it's better to admire the goods without talking to them! they are store eye candy! just the other day I went shopping, there is this fukkin hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
guy that works at Abercrombie & Fitch at the eaton centre and while my friend was buying stuff I was looking at the perfumes and he was such a loser once he opened his mouth! he sprayed me with perfume and it STUnk and I was mad that I had to smell that ass perfume all day! believe me and everyone else that says "love takes time". . . I hate this, but it is true! |
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| Zeidoo |
You big meanie!
You said she's good looking. Nevermind WTF is wrong with her... WTF is wrong with you!!
Didn't the line "Screw the movie, let's go home and make 70 years olds." pass through your brain? |
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| TranceGrooves |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeidoo
You big meanie!
You said she's good looking. Nevermind WTF is wrong with her... WTF is wrong with you!!
Didn't the line "Screw the movie, let's go home and make 70 years olds." pass through your brain? |
i didnt have enough for her bus fare :(
on a serious note tho i rather sleep with a half decent lookin smart chick rather than a beautiful dumb one. thats jus how i am lolz |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| hahahahahahaha! OMF Gyou should have just said flat out "you're ed lady" |
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| EvilTree |
Well, dunno about ditching her in the manner you did (after all, you do have to your Eddie Bauer discount card to think about, right?)
While being honest is good, but I suppose being too open on first date can be... awkward.
Thanks for the laugh Tyler :D |
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