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50 Things Woman Should Know About Sex: (pg. 8)
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| Silky Johnson |
I think I have the sex drive of a praying mantis. If my bf gets all close and cuddly after it's over, I want to rip his head off. Just let me roll over into the wet spot and fall asleep ffs!
He knows better though. :p |
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| spitty |
| quote: | Originally posted by 3P1D
Speak for your self.
Uh, bud... I think you missed the "piont" Traine... This was simply to make you laugh... Not to be some political discussion on sexuality or portray pre-conceived notions about anything... Invest in a sence of humour, they're cheap.
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you post what you like. don't try to dictate where the thread goes. if teresa wants to be serious, so be it |
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| Cuzo |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I think I have the sex drive of a praying mantis. If my bf gets all close and cuddly after it's over, I want to rip his head off. Just let me roll over into the wet spot and fall asleep ffs!
He knows better though. :p |
Not before you take the best dump of your life, of course. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cuzo
Not before you take the best dump of your life, of course. |
Silly, I do that BEFORE sex. It's always best to be prepared for back-door antics. ;) |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cuzo
Not before you take the best dump of your life, of course. |
This is so in' lowbrow, I love it. Well done Frank. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
This is so in' lowbrow, I love it. Well done Frank. |
Pfft, don't give him all the credit. He only said it cause he knows how I tingle all over when I drop a nice healthy turd.
Speaking of, any of you guys ever had a blumpkin?? There's gotta be SOME twisted here who has. Don't be shy now! |
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| DigitalMP |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Tripping over kicking midget-goats?!?
crazytown. |
wasn't that one of your stops last year?
and yes, spooning ftw.
and...spontaneous quickies ftw. |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Speaking of, any of you guys ever had a blumpkin?? |
Ooohh! Me! Me!
LOL!
I haven't heard that word since elementary school. :p |
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| VERTiG0 |
I've always called it The Blumpie.
Jennypie: To counter your question to us males, have you ever taken part in The Dirty River? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Highroller
Ooohh! Me! Me!
LOL!
I haven't heard that word since elementary school. :p |
I love that you knew about it in elementary school, lol!
Mind you, most of the the warped things I know about I learned in elementary school as well. Hah! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I've always called it The Blumpie.
Jennypie: To counter your question to us males, have you ever taken part in The Dirty River? |
Yeah blumpie, blumpty, blumpkin...I've heard many variations.
And no, no I have not! :nervous: |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I love that you knew about it in elementary school, lol!
Mind you, most of the the warped things I know about I learned in elementary school as well. Hah! |
The internet is a great thing.
Another valuable thing I learned at the tender age of 10 was what beastiality is (through explicit photos no less); all thanks to the internet! :nervous: |
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