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50 Things Woman Should Know About Sex: (pg. 9)
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| VERTiG0 |
Oh that Internet!
www.dirty-proverbs.com
| quote: | The Dirty River.
You give a bitch the most painful anal sex of her life and then ask her to turn around. Just as she turns you surprise her with a low blow, a punch to her lower stomach as hard as you can. Once you land the blow she will uncontrollably, will flow from her worn out like a dirty ing river. Then just sit back and enjoy the show. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Highroller
The internet is a great thing.
Another valuable thing I learned at the tender age of 10 was what beastiality is (through explicit photos no less); all thanks to the internet! :nervous: |
And that's when you stopped letting the dog lick peanut butter off your nuts!
LOLSNAP! |
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| Dj Smitty20 |
| quote: | Originally posted by geroin
i agree with most of them :haha: |
most of them yes. The biggest one though is 44) Not cleaning. Once you get comfortable with someone, they tend to not get all fancied up when you come over, go out, get down to business. There's nothing worse than getting a whiff....blah. I always always ALWAYS shower beforehand.
Also, it's a running joke that a lot of guys don't know how to perform fellatio. But I'd say just as many girls have no idea what theyr'e doing down below either. |
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| JPinCanada |
| quote: | Originally posted by Killah Monkey
Geez... I thought most of this was common knowledge :conf: |
I would have to agree that most of it is in fact common knowledge. BUT there are those people out there that just don't think and assume things. |
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| zokissima |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
Here's some imagery...
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LOL...omg....your post....just kill me :D |
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| TheVrk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Irishaddict
Well I know I'm interesting, but that was still all common knowledge to me lol.
lol my fave <3 |
You just saying that is interesting;) |
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| soupastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by 3P1D
9. Whining when he pushes your head down on his instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.
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LMAO |
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| kanaytochyo |
| quote: | Originally posted by dance2dabeat
:stongue:
she can probably give great oral once the dentures are off!!!
yikes!!!! :nervous: |
aww yeahhh!!! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| #51: after we're done, no cheese on my pannini please |
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| DigiNut |
I say the same thing about jobs: some people do it for 10 years and get 10 years of experience, other people get 1 year of experience 10 times.
I especially liked the mid-thread post about "communication" (from a younger female no less, I won't name names but you know who you are). We aren't talkin' about relationships here babe, we're talkin' about sex. If any sentence that comes out of your mouth doesn't have at least one four-letter word, you're "communicating" way too much.
Besides, sex is communication. Nothing says "I love you" more than a rear admiral followed by a purple mushroom. |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Besides, sex is communication. Nothing says "I love you" more than a rear admiral followed by a purple mushroom.[/COLOR][/FONT] |
...topped off with a Jelly Donut. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
...topped off with a Jelly Donut. |
and when its all said and done then a sandwhich, provalone and mustard |
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