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He'll be dead by end of tomorrow! (pg. 7)
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
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tastey :D |
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| MLB |
| quote: | Originally posted by XoxidE
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
Sweet!! Now we just need to find Saddam a mascot and we're all set... |
He's his own mascot. The face recognition alone will sell a million posters to little girls and boys all over the world looking for a third world dictator to idolize.
Let me tell you something, Pete, the marketing plan basically writes itself. |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
He's his own mascot. The face recognition alone will sell a million posters to little girls and boys all over the world looking for a third world dictator to idolize.
Let me tell you something, Pete, the marketing plan basically writes itself. |
You're right. He's got excellent brand recognition. We'll need to work a little bit on his positioning though, to expand our market. I just don't think that "blood-thirsty, evil dictator" has a high mass market potential. We could of course, sell it as that at the beginning, and the "die-hards" (otherwise known as "early adopters" or "fanboys") will just eat it up, but for us to reach a more mainstream market, we'll need to rework it a little bit.
Also, I think places like Israel, his current image just won't be as popular with the target market there, so "rebranding" the T-s and presenting him as the Son of God should do wonders. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
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Don't listen to this guy. I know for a fact he's drunk and stoned right now. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Don't listen to this guy. I know for a fact he's drunk and stoned right now. |
that's even more reason to listen to him! |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Don't listen to this guy. I know for a fact he's drunk and stoned right now. |
i'll drunk and stone your face!! |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
that's even more reason to listen to him! |
Here I am trying to think, "when am I not drunk and stoned"
Yeah, pretty much never. lol |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
You're right. He's got excellent brand recognition. We'll need to work a little bit on his positioning though, to expand our market. I just don't think that "blood-thirsty, evil dictator" has a high mass market potential. We could of course, sell it as that at the beginning, and the "die-hards" (otherwise known as "early adopters" or "fanboys") will just eat it up, but for us to reach a more mainstream market, we'll need to rework it a little bit.
Also, I think places like Israel, his current image just won't be as popular with the target market there, so "rebranding" the T-s and presenting him as the Son of God should do wonders. |
Listen man - All we need to do is get a rock solid makeup artist following the hanging to clean him up, then we take a page from the Lenin playbook and put his body on permanent display... with a twist!
We take his body on a tour of modern art museums, presenting it as "modern art." We can pose it with a soup can or some other damn thing and the pretentious Madison Ave. snobs will eat it up with a ing spoon. They've got deep pockets my friend, deep, money lined pockets - And they want two things:
1. To look "cultured"
2. To do loads of blow.
I figure we sell them Sadamm as art, and make sure there are loads of small time (because who wants to piss off a hard core drug dealer?) coke dealers there - They pay us to be "cultured," they pay drug dealers for coke, and we rob drug dealers as they leave. Simple economics really. |
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| Clovis |
| You have a good getaway car RJT? Cause coke dealers run rly fast. |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
You have a good getaway car RJT? Cause coke dealers run rly fast. |
They won't be running anywayhere by the time Dog the bounty hunter is done with them. :whip: |
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