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I am physically incapable of masturbation. (pg. 2)
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Try giving yourself the Stranger. :wtf: |
I can't.
For some reason, when I try, it feels like a fat, unattractive girl is trying her best to jerk me off - and failing miserably. |
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| Ed G |
| You could take advantage of the situation and save up a pr0n-size load. If you wait long enough you could also try for a new distance record. |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I can't.
For some reason, when I try, it feels like a fat, unattractive girl is trying her best to jerk me off - and failing miserably. |
Just get some beer goggles going and HEYO! |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Also, I'm not a switch hitter. |
i knew a porn site called Switch Hitters a few years ago - it was focused on women wearing strapon cocks with their boyfriends :p
i somewhat doubt that'll have any bearing on your statement though :p |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I can't.
For some reason, when I try, it feels like a fat, unattractive girl is trying her best to jerk me off - and failing miserably. |
Learn to love yourself more. :wtf: |
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| nchs09 |
use your feet!
anyhow i cut my thumb today cause i broke a plate. i hadnt broken a plate in like... yearsssss:( |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
i knew a porn site called Switch Hitters a few years ago - it was focused on women wearing strapon cocks with their boyfriends :p
i somewhat doubt that'll have any bearing on your statement though :p |
It was an interesting anecdote no less!
:) |
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| Echo of Silence |
lol, Are Jay Tee, this reminds me....I was quite the lil horn dog when I was a kid and I am left handed. So, when I was 16, I broke the wrist and crushed the elbow of my left. haha
Yeah, I couldn't really get "it" right with my right hand. It just "felt" so wrong.
:p |
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| RJT |
Yeah - It's just like real life, I can only within the confines of a meaningful relationship.
Sometimes I think if I use my left hand, it's like I'm cheating on the right.
:( |
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| djsphere |
| don't drink coffee anymore |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Then perhaps the solution is to develop a meaningful relationship so that your hand can have some time to heal. |
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