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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Then perhaps the solution is to develop a meaningful relationship so that your hand can have some time to heal. |
But how can I just leave it in it's time of need?!?!?!
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Time shall heal all wounds.
Your hand will find plenty of other things to grab onto to cope with the loneliness. Perhaps in time, it will even be able to love somebody again with all the passion that it loved you with for so many years.
It's time to say goodbye. |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Time shall heal all wounds.
Your hand will find plenty of other things to grab onto to cope with the loneliness. Perhaps in time, it will even be able to love somebody again with all the passion that it loved you with for so many years.
It's time to say goodbye. |
That's maybe one of the most morbid posts I've ever read on TA, but did it give me a good laugh  |
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| Orbax |
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| Ed G |
Fleshlight.
ing a robot doesn't count. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ed G
Fleshlight.
ing a robot doesn't count. |
shyaddup farva. |
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| Clovis |
| Call Myra, she has two in hands! |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
Call Myra, she has two in hands! |
And is 150 miles away 5 days a week. :( |
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| Eric Siefer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
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Classic |
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| lücid |
| bwahahahaha... i can't believe you started a thread about this. :stongue: |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
bwahahahaha... i can't believe you started a thread about this. :stongue: |
I was high on sleepy pills and res hits.
I thought it was funny at the time. Now I'm just depressed again. :(
Oddly though, my hand seems to be healing very quickly - Is this common with cuts to hands (due to the excessive bloodflow?)?
Either way, I'm stoked about it. :) |
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| Ed G |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Either way, I'm stroked about it. :) |
Fixed. |
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