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I am physically incapable of masturbation. (pg. 5)
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ed G
Once my gf and I were perusing the neighborhood sex shop and I saw a latex mouth on the rack. The mouth was open for obvious reasons, and the whole thing was about the size of my hand, and it was fairly androgynous.
Okay, well that was kinda weird, but whatever. Then I noticed that right next to it was an identical latex mouth with the exception that THIS mouth sported a moustache. I realized that for some men, purchasing a plain latex mouth to wasn't good enough. Those individuals wanted there to be no doubt that the latex mouth they were ing was definately MALE! |
Just WOW. :crazy: |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ed G
Once my gf and I were perusing the neighborhood sex shop and I saw a latex mouth on the rack. The mouth was open for obvious reasons, and the whole thing was about the size of my hand, and it was fairly androgynous.
Okay, well that was kinda weird, but whatever. Then I noticed that right next to it was an identical latex mouth with the exception that THIS mouth sported a moustache. I realized that for some men, purchasing a plain latex mouth to wasn't good enough. Those individuals wanted there to be no doubt that the latex mouth they were ing was definately MALE! |
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sex shops tweak me out too. inevitably anytime i end up in one i find myself wondering, "who would actually use something like that?!" and then usually following up with "oh god i hope i never meet them..." |
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| Vivid Boy |
| im not incapable cause i like to party |
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| Gauss |
| Can't you use the other, healthy hand? |
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| Zoso |
| Vivid, what exactly is that in your sig? I keep seeing Hugo Weaving with elf ears and someone giving Santa mean head. How far off base am I? |
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| Aristronica |
i dunno what the big deal is Rob.
rub some cocaine on it... and the blood will be extra lubrication.
...ohh god i'm turning into Xeno. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
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steve lolers!
edit: heyyyyyy now there! |
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| lücid |
bye Ed and Karim. you guys both know the rules. NO NSFW.
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
bye Ed and Karim. you guys both know the rules. NO NSFW.
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makes me wonder what was that, cause there are NSFW pics here sometimes, and no bans. I guess it wasn't a celebrity |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
makes me wonder what was that, cause there are NSFW pics here sometimes, and no bans. I guess it wasn't a celebrity |
yeah well i'm not here to read every single post in every single thread, so obviously sometimes people are going to get away with stuff that i never see. if you guys don't like it, then help me out and report stuff to me when you see it. all it takes is 2 seconds to send me a PM with a link to the NSFW post.
funny thing is - i've had to warn/suspend both Ed AND Karim for posting like that before, and they somehow never seem to learn.
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| Caela |
2 words:
APPLE PIE. |
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