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I am physically incapable of masturbation. (pg. 4)
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| StanVoid |
| do you have a dog and some peanut butter? |
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| stren |
| oh, cry me a river. Get myra to do it |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
oh, cry me a river. Get myra to do it |
See above post where I mention that we live quite a ways apart 5 days a week.
TGIF! :) |
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| Rodrico |
| Ambidexterity saved my penis on multiple occasions. :D |
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| Ed G |
Nobody's busting me for "fixing" RJT's post?
I should be killed. |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
See above post where I mention that we live quite a ways apart 5 days a week.
TGIF! :) |
the longer you wait, the better the wank ! |
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| StanVoid |
| suck your own damn dick. |
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| Zoso |
| This thread pwnz. Is a "pocket " considered cheating on your hand? :haha: |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
This thread pwnz. Is a "pocket " considered cheating on your hand? :haha: |
people who own pocket pussies (or any other variation of a rubberized hole that you stick your dick into for pleasure) really tweak me out. |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
people who own pocket pussies (or any other variation of a rubberized hole that you stick your dick into for pleasure) really tweak me out. |
**slowly moves to lock away pocket in fire safe**
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
See above post where I mention that we live quite a ways apart 5 days a week.
TGIF! :) |
I'll send you $250... that should do it! |
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| Ed G |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
people who own pocket pussies (or any other variation of a rubberized hole that you stick your dick into for pleasure) really tweak me out. |
Once my gf and I were perusing the neighborhood sex shop and I saw a latex mouth on the rack. The mouth was open for obvious reasons, and the whole thing was about the size of my hand, and it was fairly androgynous.
Okay, well that was kinda weird, but whatever. Then I noticed that right next to it was an identical latex mouth with the exception that THIS mouth sported a moustache. I realized that for some men, purchasing a plain latex mouth to wasn't good enough. Those individuals wanted there to be no doubt that the latex mouth they were ing was definately MALE! |
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