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Scoops
2 summers ago in Sea Isle City i went to this bar The OD with a few friends. We are getting pretty wasted, casting the net as wide as possible with the females, but haven't hooked anything yet. I run into a girl i hooked up with once but nothing really ever came from it...it was her birthday and her and 2 friends had a room across the street.

I introduce my boy to her friend and the next thing i know they are hooking up dumb and dumber style in the corner and 2 mins later he has his hand up her skirt and starts going to town in front of an audience of about 20 people now. Since it's the girl i know's birthday i get her an LIT and shot of Tequila, she asks me why i only got myself a beer, i reply, "so i can stay hard all night and give you a good birthday pounding."

So my friend and the 1 girl go to the hotel room and we head to the beach. Start ing around near the sand dunes when i sneak a couple phelanges into her lady area...next thing i know, this thing pops up out of the dunes predator style (someone was passed out i think covered in sand up against the dunes), looks left and then takes off running to the right without saying anything.

I really have no clue what is going on now so we head to her hotel, she doesn't have the key so we knock on the door. My boy opens the door wearing just little pink booty shorts, turns to the girl laying on the bed and says, "Yo i just ed the out of her." The girl on the bed replys with, "Yeah, he really did."

So i finally get into bed with this broad and get my present all wrapped up for her when i look over and see my boy and this girl throwing each other all over the other bed WWE style. Anyways, we had a pretty standard fornication session despite the ruckus in the bed next to me. When i finally "arrive" and go to clean up in the bathroom i find the door locked. I find out that the 3rd friend locked herself in there because she was upset she didn't have a guy so i knock on the door pretty much naked. She answers and the only thing i could think of to say was, "Your up now babe." The girl i was just with hears me and starts flipping out saying i was an and she never wants to see me again.

I gather my clothes and as we are leaving i said, "I bet you'll remember this birthday.":D
djmaxima
:D great story
metalgearsolid
where were the girls from?
jdat
quote:
Originally posted by Scoops




I think that pretty well summarizes it :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:


Wow
Jansa
So me and a few mates were at a party, boozing it up. After a few hours I hook
up with a girl. She makes me a suggestion to go somewhere to have a "private party."
I tell my mates that I'm leaving and ask my roommate for the key.

I take her to my dorm room, we have a few drinks. Things get hot and she takes my pants off and
gets on her knees.

A few minutes into the action my roommate comes in and turns the light on: "Hey, this is my mom, she wanted to see our dor....
Immediately after that a woman, 35-40 y/o judging by the looks, comes in.
There I am, naked, a girl in front of me with a dick in her mouth. I'm completely paralised, the chick still has my dick in her hands, also stunned.

So my roommate goes: WTF? Don't you know how to lock the ing door?!?

I can't get any words out of my mouth, so I just stand there, with what must've been the dumbest look ever. :stongue:

All of a sudden, my roommate starts making out with his mom. They crash on the bed and continue their business.

Now this is when I lost my boner. I now suddenly find myself with the ability to move. Took all my clothes and dragged the girl out with me.
Totally ing confused over what just happened.

So I crash at a mates place for a few nights, fearing to go to my dorm. Have no desire to see that sick ever again.

So four days after the incident I see the weird o in school. He comes to me and says: "I totally ing got you with that one, didn't I. Bwaha, that was just some milf I hooked up with in the pub" :stongue:

:o

Needless to say, the girl never called me again. Ever. :(
KilldaDJ
quote:
Originally posted by Jansa
So me and a few mates were at a party, boozing it up. After a few hours I hook
up with a girl. She makes me a suggestion to go somewhere to have a "private party."
I tell my mates that I'm leaving and ask my roommate for the key.

I take her to my dorm room, we have a few drinks. Things get hot and she takes my pants off and
gets on her knees.

A few minutes into the action my roommate comes in and turns the light on: "Hey, this is my mom, she wanted to see our dor....
Immediately after that a woman, 35-40 y/o judging by the looks, comes in.
There I am, naked, a girl in front of me with a dick in her mouth. I'm completely paralised, the chick still has my dick in her hands, also stunned.

So my roommate goes: WTF? Don't you know how to lock the ing door?!?

I can't get any words out of my mouth, so I just stand there, with what must've been the dumbest look ever. :stongue:

All of a sudden, my roommate starts making out with his mom. They crash on the bed and continue their business.

Now this is when I lost my boner. I now suddenly find myself with the ability to move. Took all my clothes and dragged the girl out with me.
Totally ing confused over what just happened.

So I crash at a mates place for a few nights, fearing to go to my dorm. Have no desire to see that sick ever again.

So four days after the incident I see the weird o in school. He comes to me and says: "I totally ing got you with that one, didn't I. Bwaha, that was just some milf I hooked up with in the pub" :stongue:

:o

Needless to say, the girl never called me again. Ever. :(



AHAHAHA u got totally pwnted on that one

kudos to ur matey, that was sly dude, sly. :wtf:
Zoso
quote:
Originally posted by Jansa

So four days after the incident I see the weird o in school. He comes to me and says: "I totally ing got you with that one, didn't I. Bwaha, that was just some milf I hooked up with in the pub" :stongue:

:o

Needless to say, the girl never called me again. Ever. :(


:stongue:
XaNaX
quote:
Originally posted by Scoops
She answers and the only thing i could think of to say was, "Your up now babe." The girl i was just with hears me and starts flipping out saying i was an and she never wants to see me again.


What a bitch. I hate those 'all about me' type of girls, thinking just cuz its her birthday she is the only one who should be getting laid.
HardTranceProd
quote:
Originally posted by metalgearsolid
where were the girls from?


Not from Russia, relax, fu*ker :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
washout
i have stories but they have faded in the wake of a minor alcohol problem.

Aristronica
i got too many...
Frenchie
Romperoo?
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