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| medinaM5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Why not make it breakfast then? |
yeah might as well, considering i woke up an hour ago |
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| Slylee |
i forget which thread it was when i explained that story, but it's not as gross as u guys think. he didn't pull it all the way out, he just wanted to scare me. he's extremely playful...i love it. we were walking out of the Jamie Foxx show last weekend and he was saying something and i wasn't really listening so i was just like, "man shut the up" obviously, just messing with him, and he was like, "WHAT" and he grabbed me and picked me up and swung me down like he was about to body slam me right there, but he caught me like 1 foot from the ground. everyone around us was like, :eyes: :nervous: and then to scare everyone who was watching us even more, he was like, "what'd i tell you about talkin to me woman? you want another black eye like last time?"
i was dying laughing.
he's not scared or turned off by a little period or a tampon string, and i find that incredibly sexy because he has the ability to make me feel sexy no matter what. he's not phased by stuff like that. he has 2 sisters and his mom and he's close with all of them. he's just really in tune with women and his feminine side, but has ZERO gay vibes. he's very masculine and sexy, yet he knows what mascara & monistat is. lol |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
ooooo do tell. i'm always up for story time. |
they're not great reading material or anything... and this was over 5 years ago so i don't remember much of the details. he was just one of those guys that would do ANYTHING to get down with a chick, and his standards were extremely low. he had a serious girlfriend at the time too, this big fat black chick who was knocked up with his kid (she later miscarried - probably due to some freaky sex ). anyway probably the worst i can remember was when him and his buddy (also Puerto Rican, and HUGE, like 350lbs huge) tagteamed this girl and basically did a carousel on her, rotating positions until they had "conquered" all 3 of her loveslots.
he was a pretty big scumbag, now that i think about it. i think the only reason we were friends was because we got in a car accident together after knowing eachother for only 2 weeks at school, and he got a concussion and bled all over my hand in the front seat of my car.
edit // i don't have AIDS |
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| Zoso |
| Monistat + whole wheat Ritz crackers = wonderful party snack! |
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| Silky Johnson |
I don't know why everyone's freaking out...I guess most of the guys I know are "pigs", cause none of them would let a period stop them from going down. My bf doesn't let anything stand in the way of him and . On more than one occasion he's gone down during that time of the month.
Besides, did you guys know that the flow ceases during sex? I assume that includes cunnilingus too. The more you know!
Plus who gives a if there's a tampon in there?? You can tell who the inexperienced people are around here, lol. Slylee's threads are great for finding stuff like that out, hahahaha. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
they're not great reading material or anything... |
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| lücid |
CORe version:
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i don't have AIDS |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
CORe version:
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
Everyone has AIDS! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
My bf doesn't let anything stand in the way of him and . |
exactly. u don't get more manlier and sexier than that, in my opinion.
i'm the same way. i used to literally yank my ex's basketball shorts down after he got back from the gym and smell his dick and be like, "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!"
i loved it. it smelled like him cuz he had a nice scent. i'm gross/playful like that too, and it's not every day i find a guy who is at my level like that. this guy is the first guy i've been with who is as crazy as i am when it comes to like that. very little scares me/grosses me out about the human body...especially the male body:crazy: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
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lol |
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| dj_bas |
After all this meaningless discussion and finding out that your FB is possibly a sexual deviant. What are you gonna do about the whole situation?
ps
I don't think he's a sexual deviant, I've just always wanted to use that. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I used to...smell his dick |
humans are weird |
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