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I’m now convinced alcohol makes u do things u wouldn’t do sober (pg. 11)
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| Surfmorworkless |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
No but the point of this thread is also to point out that, in my completely sober state of mind right now, I’m shocked that I was ready to do this…meaning, I wouldn’t even think of it hadn’t I been wasted on champagne. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hAO0G8eJB8 |
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| Slylee |
| wtf...u deleted your post! |
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| ASFSE |
| in great story as always! |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Then after work on Saturday night, I went to their place again and we went all out. She was fine. Everything is like, we hooked up lol.
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| Taranis |
| quote: | | she farts in front of me all the time |
So I know a woman likes me if she's willing to fart in front of me? :conf: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Taranis
So I know a woman likes me if she's willing to fart in front of me? :conf: |
no, not at all, it means that you are gay. |
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| dj_bas |
Maybe you should post this a few more times in here. I don't think everyone's seen it yet. In fact, why don't you make a thread about it...we all love YouTube threads around here :D |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I never in a million years .... |
wow. :crazy: I <3 you :)
thanks for a semi, btw! :p
funny, but similar thing happened to me a while ago. I had this FB chick who really wanted a 3 some. after much discussion about it, she decided to go for it... it wasn't a 3 some formula tho - she brought a friend. So, her and her friend + my best friend got together at my house. Had nice sushi diner with wine etc. After diner everyone knew what was SUPPOSED to happen... This was the first time I met my FB girlfriend but she was quite open minded.. (more on that later).
Players: Me, my FB girl (let's call her Jane) and her girlfriend (we'll call her Mary) and my best friend (we'll call him Dave).
So, here was the plan - Dave was going to take Jane and I was going to take my FB's friend - Mary. We went to different rooms, me with Mary who I just met, and my friend with Jane. About 15 minutes into my make out session with Mary, just as I was about to get her bra off, my FB girl Jane walks in with Dave in tow. She's obviously drunk and says "What are you doing???". Obviously everyone knows (at least I think so) what we're doing and SUPPOSED to be doing but I guess Jane is not really cool with Dave being her "date" and she's a bit jealous, perhaps?
So, Dave obviously pissed off with all the dry humping and little progress says "I don't have time for this bull!" and takes off fuming. Oh well, him - I think. I'm now left with Jane and Mary - both noticeably trashed.
Next thing I know - I got Jane and Mary both on the couch and I am kissing one and then the other. next thing I know - they are french kissing each other. I waste no time and take each girl's top off. I now have 2 pairs of rather nice looking right in front of my face. What's guy to do? Well - I do what any normal male would do. Take a nipple from each girl's tit and suck on it - I got two niples from separate pair of breasts in my mouth and my hand is pulling pants down on one and skirt on the other. Meanwhile my mind is screaming YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - WE'RE GONNA GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO add things to the mix, Mary starts fondling Jane's and sucking on them. Just to give an idea - Jane has a well-shaped size C cup, while Mary has a sweet double D funbags which are just perfectly suspended. Well, as I am taking turns making out with each one - all of the sudden, Mary seems to lose a bit of her buzz, having drunk less and walks off to the bathroom. Jane and I are not stopping. While Mary is in the bathroom, Jane pulls my pants down and starts giving me a bj. Meanwhile, Mary comes out of the bathroom and sees Jane in action and starts being a total friggin cock-blocking bitch! She starts saying "Jane, what the hell are you doing?!!!" Me: "She's blowing me, as you can see and you're more than welcome to join in!" Mary: "Jane, stop it - we're going home!! let's go" Jane is not stopping. Mary sitst there watching us for good 5 minutes, periodically asking Jane to stop and take her home. I'm pissed beyond belief and none of my pleas work. Eventually Jane stops. We get dressed.
I'm ready to kill.
I still don't know why I took that blocking bitch home. but i did. on the way home, to add insult to the injury, Jane decides to babtize my car by throwing up all over the front seat!!! I now have a nice little mix of sushi, wine, and whatever else in my freshly washed/detailed car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long story short - 3 some didn't happen. all I got out of that was a puke in the car and blueballs.
Oh, I later found out that Jane and Mary were long time lovers. Apparently Mary got jealous... go figure. I guess I should have let Mary go down on Jane first :D
so, that's the closest I got to 3 some.
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| Slylee |
hahaha
awesome story! that sucks though.
i guess 3somes aren't as glamorous as they should be sometimes.
so she was jealous of YOU, not jealous of her? that's hilarious. |
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