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I’m now convinced alcohol makes u do things u wouldn’t do sober
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| Slylee |
I never in a million years (ok so maybe that’s a little exaggeration) would have thought that I would be so eager to go down on another girl, but I honestly almost did this on Friday night.
I am really good friends with a couple and we hang out all the time. I’m super close with the girl…like sister close. She takes craps in front of me, we change in front of each other, she farts in front of me all the time, it’s cute actually. She’s a pretty girl but I just never really looked at her in a sexual way.
Well we all went out on Friday night and I decided to buy a bottle of champagne on the way over there because they love to drink the stuff and we hadn’t hung out in a long time, so I was being corny and wanted to “celebrate”. So we kill a bottle of Veuve (about 2 full glasses each) before we head to dinner. Since I started drinking it at their place, I figured I should just stick with Champagne so I ordered a split and drank that. Then we head over to this hooka bar in Ft. Lauderdale…loungey place with deep house and we order about 2 more glasses of champagne each.
I’m pretty toasted by the time we get home. Not to mention, we smoke a bowl once we get back to their place. So I plop on their bed (I’ve slept in bed with them before, but for the most part, I crash on their couch if I stay there) and I’m not moving, I’m way too comfortable and drunk/stoned. So they crawl into bed too and continue smoking bowls. She’s in the middle by the way. So I start snuggling up to her because she smells really nice and has soft skin. And she’s laughing and telling her boyfriend, “Look at Jamie, she’s feeling up on me”.
So I think I just like pulled up her tank top and started sucking on her nipples and her boyfriend starts to do the same thing. Of course she’s laughing and is like, “Oh my god! What are you guys doing!?” and he’s like, “What does it look like we’re doing, just shut up” lol Totally raping this girl.
So I’m just having fun playing with her enormous breasts and feeling her up and then for some reason, in my drunken state of mind, I think, “ it, I’m just gonna go down on her, I need to have a 3some and see what the fuss is about”. So I start to make my way down there, FULLY aware of the fact that she’s on her period too :wtf: (she had changed her tampon in front of me earlier that night at the bar bathroom), but she had just taken a shower before bed when we got home, so I knew she had cleaned up down there. So I’m making my way down there and I grab the sides of her PJ pants, getting ready to pull them down and she’s like, “NOO! What are you doing?? I’m on my period!” and me and the bf go, “So what” at the same time. And she starts arguing with us about it, so I didn’t want the vibe to get negative so I just stopped trying to go down on her and I came back up and laid down next to her and started to cuddle again. Then her boyfriend (he’s wasted too) just gets up and pulls his dick out in front of her face and makes her start sucking on it, and she doesn’t say anything, she just starts doing it, so I lift up her top again and start going at it. And then she all of a sudden stops him and is like, “No, I don’t want to do this, I don’t want Jamie to see your dick, let’s not disrespect her”. lol I’m thinking, “disrespect ME?”
So he starts to be pushy about it and then I just tell him to forget it and that I’m tired anyway, and then we all just like passed out. Had a good laugh about it in the morning over breakfast, and just went about our business as if nothing happened.
In a way, I’m relieved that nothing major went down. But now that I’m sober, I’m thinking, “Ew, I can’t believe I was trying to go down on her”. |
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| Aristronica |
| boo for the ending. |
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| Slylee |
i know lol
it's no Astronica story, but whatever |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i know lol
it's no Astronica story, but whatever |
i had it out and was fluffing it and then i was like "oooohhhhhh"...
ok not really cuz i'm at work but you get the point. |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
boo for the ending. |
lol srsly
Can we get the "Slylee - Jamie Attempts Lez Oral (Astronica Remix)"? |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
lol srsly
Can we get the "Slylee - Jamie Attempts Lez Oral (Astronica Remix)"? |
ok seriously -
me + those two + drugs + alcohol + hotel room + toys + camera with 2 hr battery supply and a wall charger just in case = "omg God just take me now" |
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| Slylee |
| No but the point of this thread is also to point out that, in my completely sober state of mind right now, I’m shocked that I was ready to do this…meaning, I wouldn’t even think of it hadn’t I been wasted on champagne. |
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| kid nyce |
this is officially the monday thread of the year...
thanks jamers for helping me deal with the day by probably having to read this whole thread since my weekend left me with a week long hang over...
my story for the weekend - snowboarding in the poconos, me and my boy both polished off a 48 case of coors light in 1 night, i puked out the window while driving to the mountain and snowboarded all day the end |
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| Aristronica |
| yeah i'd tell the whole Bas and Denys do Baltimore experience but I'd have to run it by Bazzie first. he's on his flight back as we speak. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
yeah i'd tell the whole Bas and Denys do Baltimore experience but I'd have to run it by Bazzie first. he's on his flight back as we speak. |
he probably wont be cool with it |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
he probably wont be cool with it |
yeah... he's pretty open in da crackhead alliance thread tho... well it was a fun sat/sun morn. |
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