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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahaha
awesome story! that sucks though.
i guess 3somes aren't as glamorous as they should be sometimes.
so she was jealous of YOU, not jealous of her? that's hilarious. |
I am still trying to figure out what the hell was up with that but... I guess like the squirrel in "Ice age" or "Al Bundy" in Married with children - I am one of those punchlines in some life episodes. BTW, I just remembered that I had another opportunity at 3 some, tho not as close. My x-gf and her best friend smoked some primo blue mountain and started making out in front of me. My x-gf played with her friends boobies through her shirt but that's as far as it went.
but... one time we were watching some pr0n movie and there was this chick who looked JUST LIKE HER FRIEND, i you not! the resemblance was so close we both looked at each other and said "wtf? is that her?" well, later on we got more evidence it wasn't but - she was close enough to pass for her sister at the least.
Anywho. we're watching this pr0n and my x-gf's friend look alike is being eaten out and then pounded in the p00per. My x-gf got soooo turned on, she told me to buthaxx0r her - very unlike her!!! the moment I entered her she started comming so violently she nearly ripped the friggin carpet off the floor!
I was like :eyespop: :crazy: :nervous: whoooooooooooooooaaaaa...
hot times.
I later found out that after we broke up she had several months of carpet munching experience. Of course - just like I said before, I was out of the picture. a deleted scene in a world of endless hot and sexxy possibilities. a casualty of odds that should have but didn't realize. . I hate being a squirrel. a blind one at that. I just need to get a nut one of these days. not likely though, with my girl being an avvid bible-thumper lately. don't even want to hit that anymore. Come to think of it - I feel that the only 3-some I'm going to get is if I let Jesus in our life. And NO... Jesus is not our Mexican gardener. :mad: |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
I just need to get a nut one of these days. not likely though, with my girl being an avvid bible-thumper lately. don't even want to hit that anymore. Come to think of it - I feel that the only 3-some I'm going to get is if I let Jesus in our life. And NO... Jesus is not our Mexican gardener. :mad: |
I can see it: "hey, baby how about some anal?"..."um no, Jesus would not approve...why you don't you just go in the bathroom and jerk off, at least only one of us is going to Hell" |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Once my goat ate some grass, then pooped it out & then ate it again |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| good story jamie.. im impressed |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| i still think you have a breast fetish though.. its ok so do i :p |
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| Lira |
Sometimes, I wonder whether 3somes are like inviting all your friends to a party...
... you may be happy to have all them with you, but you certainly can't pay attention to them all :p |
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| CrazedOut |
Wow what a horrible ending (both stories) :stongue:
Oh and uh, what's FB? |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by CrazedOut
Oh and uh, what's FB? |
Fullback, a position in american football :p LOL
actually, it's a F*ck Buddy. Duh! :tongue3 |
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| wackedoutmule |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| haha yes! a picture i sworth a thousand faps.. i mean words :p |
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| djads |
| hahah well, no one can say that someone cant remember what happened last night because he was drunk anymore lol :tongue2 |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by wackedoutmule
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damn! :crazy: are those real?:eyespop: ( o Y o ) Nice! I like!
Slylee, if that's you in the pic you got a nice body. :) but your friend - zomg! hawt!
oh. and if dude like that can get a hot girl like that - there's hope for me still! :D |
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