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I’m now convinced alcohol makes u do things u wouldn’t do sober (pg. 2)
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| XaNaX |
So was this your friend with the enormous fake breasts you posted a pic of in the pictars thread?
Damn the timing on her period, it ruined the end of this story. |
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| Slylee |
| Yea but I honestly don’t think she would be down with it if she wasn’t on her period anyway. I think it’s a really bad idea for couples to try and have a 3some with someone whom they hang out with regularly. I told them that the next morning. Well, I told HIM that because I’m kind of closer with him than her…I met him first and we have the same friends and stuff. But I just told him if they have discussed a 3some before, then they should have it with some random girl and not me, because it will things up later on, and he agreed. |
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| djmaxima |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I never in a million years (ok so maybe that’s a little exaggeration) would have thought that I would be so eager to go down on another girl, but I honestly almost did this on Friday night.
I am really good friends with a couple and we hang out all the time. I’m super close with the girl…like sister close. She takes craps in front of me, we change in front of each other, she farts in front of me all the time, it’s cute actually. She’s a pretty girl but I just never really looked at her in a sexual way.
Well we all went out on Friday night and I decided to buy a bottle of champagne on the way over there because they love to drink the stuff and we hadn’t hung out in a long time, so I was being corny and wanted to “celebrate”. So we kill a bottle of Veuve (about 2 full glasses each) before we head to dinner. Since I started drinking it at their place, I figured I should just stick with Champagne so I ordered a split and drank that. Then we head over to this hooka bar in Ft. Lauderdale…loungey place with deep house and we order about 2 more glasses of champagne each.
I’m pretty toasted by the time we get home. Not to mention, we smoke a bowl once we get back to their place. So I plop on their bed (I’ve slept in bed with them before, but for the most part, I crash on their couch if I stay there) and I’m not moving, I’m way too comfortable and drunk/stoned. So they crawl into bed too and continue smoking bowls. She’s in the middle by the way. So I start snuggling up to her because she smells really nice and has soft skin. And she’s laughing and telling her boyfriend, “Look at Jamie, she’s feeling up on me”.
So I think I just like pulled up her tank top and started sucking on her nipples and her boyfriend starts to do the same thing. Of course she’s laughing and is like, “Oh my god! What are you guys doing!?” and he’s like, “What does it look like we’re doing, just shut up” lol Totally raping this girl.
So I’m just having fun playing with her enormous breasts and feeling her up and then for some reason, in my drunken state of mind, I think, “ it, I’m just gonna go down on her, I need to have a 3some and see what the fuss is about”. So I start to make my way down there, FULLY aware of the fact that she’s on her period too :wtf: (she had changed her tampon in front of me earlier that night at the bar bathroom), but she had just taken a shower before bed when we got home, so I knew she had cleaned up down there. So I’m making my way down there and I grab the sides of her PJ pants, getting ready to pull them down and she’s like, “NOO! What are you doing?? I’m on my period!” and me and the bf go, “So what” at the same time. And she starts arguing with us about it, so I didn’t want the vibe to get negative so I just stopped trying to go down on her and I came back up and laid down next to her and started to cuddle again. Then her boyfriend (he’s wasted too) just gets up and pulls his dick out in front of her face and makes her start sucking on it, and she doesn’t say anything, she just starts doing it, so I lift up her top again and start going at it. And then she all of a sudden stops him and is like, “No, I don’t want to do this, I don’t want Jamie to see your dick, let’s not disrespect her”. lol I’m thinking, “disrespect ME?”
So he starts to be pushy about it and then I just tell him to forget it and that I’m tired anyway, and then we all just like passed out. Had a good laugh about it in the morning over breakfast, and just went about our business as if nothing happened.
In a way, I’m relieved that nothing major went down. But now that I’m sober, I’m thinking, “Ew, I can’t believe I was trying to go down on her”. |
this is like, the best story ever :wtf:
i liked it :tongue2 |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Yea but I honestly don’t think she would be down with it if she wasn’t on her period anyway. I think it’s a really bad idea for couples to try and have a 3some with someone whom they hang out with regularly. I told them that the next morning. Well, I told HIM that because I’m kind of closer with him than her…I met him first and we have the same friends and stuff. But I just told him if they have discussed a 3some before, then they should have it with some random girl and not me, because it will things up later on, and he agreed. |
You are right on here, nothing good can come of it. After the sex part is over that is. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| jamie: havent you said the same thing about drugs too? lol |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quite a good read considering the lame outcome :) |
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| Slylee |
| astronica, finish the story the way you would have made the night end. lol |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
jamie: havent you said the same thing about drugs too? lol |
probably :p |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I never in a million years (ok so maybe that’s a little exaggeration) would have thought that I would be so eager to go down on another girl, but I honestly almost did this on Friday night.
I am really good friends with a couple and we hang out all the time. I’m super close with the girl…like sister close. She takes craps in front of me, we change in front of each other, she farts in front of me all the time, it’s cute actually. She’s a pretty girl but I just never really looked at her in a sexual way.
Well we all went out on Friday night and I decided to buy a bottle of champagne on the way over there because they love to drink the stuff and we hadn’t hung out in a long time, so I was being corny and wanted to “celebrate”. So we kill a bottle of Veuve (about 2 full glasses each) before we head to dinner. Since I started drinking it at their place, I figured I should just stick with Champagne so I ordered a split and drank that. Then we head over to this hooka bar in Ft. Lauderdale…loungey place with deep house and we order about 2 more glasses of champagne each.
I’m pretty toasted by the time we get home. Not to mention, we smoke a bowl once we get back to their place. So I plop on their bed (I’ve slept in bed with them before, but for the most part, I crash on their couch if I stay there) and I’m not moving, I’m way too comfortable and drunk/stoned. So they crawl into bed too and continue smoking bowls. She’s in the middle by the way. So I start snuggling up to her because she smells really nice and has soft skin. And she’s laughing and telling her boyfriend, “Look at Jamie, she’s feeling up on me”.
So I think I just like pulled up her tank top and started sucking on her nipples and her boyfriend starts to do the same thing. Of course she’s laughing and is like, “Oh my god! What are you guys doing!?” and he’s like, “What does it look like we’re doing, just shut up” lol Totally raping this girl.
So I’m just having fun playing with her enormous breasts and feeling her up and then for some reason, in my drunken state of mind, I think, “ it, I’m just gonna go down on her, I need to have a 3some and see what the fuss is about”. So I start to make my way down there, FULLY aware of the fact that she’s on her period too :wtf: (she had changed her tampon in front of me earlier that night at the bar bathroom), but she had just taken a shower before bed when we got home, so I knew she had cleaned up down there. So I’m making my way down there and I grab the sides of her PJ pants, getting ready to pull them down and she’s like, “NOO! What are you doing?? I’m on my period!” and me and the bf go, “So what” at the same time. **EDITED*** Finally she gives in, and in my drunken stupor I am all about it. I go down on her while her boyfriend pulls my panties off and goes at me. It feels soo good that I go at her harder and put my fingers inside. We awkwardly fall sideways on the bed and she reaches out and pulls his dick out of his pants and starts blowing him. As we're lying there in our imperfect circle, she's the one to cum first. She screams in ecstasy with her man's dick still in her mouth. This totally gets him going too and out of nowhere he just puts two fingers in my ass. In turn that sets me off and the three of us cum for an extended period of time, moaning our asses off!... |
or something like that. |
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| Slylee |
nice
except i dont like the part about me sticking my fingers inside her while she's on her period. lol
i've made it clear that i'm all about period sex and period oral, but i dunno...sticking a finger up there guarantees that i'd pull it out with smelly red goo all over it. lol
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
nice
except i dont like the part about me sticking my fingers inside her while she's on her period. lol
i've made it clear that i'm all about period sex and period oral, but i dunno...sticking a finger up there guarantees that i'd pull it out with smelly red goo all over it. lol
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well turns out you wouldn't do any of that... :whip: |
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